Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted. I give no strings.

I wish that Dot did something to surprise me completely, but make me murr.

Kurtz: *prays slightly and hopes someone understands*

[Disturbed]

Granted Dot walks away from Kurtz and hugs Disturbed

I wish Kurtz doesnt get too mad

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you've got the fury of N-Dragon to deal with.

N-Dragon: GGRARGH! *starts summoning thunder*

I wish this would turn out nicely and Disturbed survived.

[Disturbed]

Granted and now Dot is back in Kurtz's hands

I wish I never make grant that wish again

[Kurtz]

Granted, but to soothe you, I give you the Dot Clone.

Dot Clone: *cuddles Disturbed* Hiya cutie!

I wish the dragoness version of Dot actually was real (IRL XD)

[Disturbed]

Granted now scientists want to poke at her and examine her

I wish scientists would leave shit alone and get back to curing cancer.

[Kurtz]

Granted, they go back and they leave Dot alone.

I now wish I could go to Argentina and cuddle her.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you gotta take me along. Hell I'll even go in puppy form and ride in a cage.

I wish I could go to Argentina as well

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you need to ask the most evilest boss in the world...

Steven: *huffs* ANOTHER ONE?!

I wish he would allow you.

[Disturbed]

Granted, I asked him and he just fainted. Guess that isnt a no so I guess I'm going.

I wish they will at least give me a blanky in my cage, it gets cold up there.