Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted but he keeps hitting Dot like he always does

DMX: I never hit women, they are enough good and don't deserve to be hit. I instead do them,

Granted but they get along TOO well...you know.

DMX: GAH!! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

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Granted, but my day's about to be over.

I wish there weren't too much people with birthdays today.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, now there aren't any birthdays today. Ewww, monotony.

I wish to see the future.

[Disturbed]

Granted the entire world's population is now made up of clone copies of each other, each one with its on malfunction.

I wish there was a better way to do cloning...the way they do it nowadays is very sketchy and almost always comes out wrong.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you won't be able to see the present.

Granted, but now you must wait 10000000000000000000000000 years for a clone to be perfectly done.

I wish to only grant one wish per head.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you grow hundreds of heads.

I wish for something happy to happen.

Kurtz: *stares into thin air* I'm all alone for now.

[Shadowknight]

Mysterious voice from nowhere: GRANTED!!

*Shadow suddenly jumps out of nowhere*

Shadow: GUESS WHO'S BACK!!

Slashmon: Who cares?

Shadow: You'll have to excuse him, he misses the fish.

Slashmon: I WANTED A TUNA!! WAHHHHH!! I WISH I HAD A TUNA!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Tuna falls in your mouth for a whole day and you turn into a huge blob of fat and fur the size of a city.

I wish Chicago isn't crushed by the rolling ball, I like it.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but Wisconsin isn't so lucky.

i wish for the ball of death (AKA: Slashmon) to crush wisconsin. Stupid cheeseheads.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the cheesehead (A.K.A: Cheetos) survive for us to eat.

I wish Slashmon returned to normal, or at least he doesn't get horny with that size.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Granted, besides it takes alot to get Slash horny.

Slashmon: Yeah, like a girl.

Shadow: I wish for a Renamon to show up sopping wet in a towel right now.

Slashmon: Remember that whole, "Think before you do something that will more than likely end with you in immense pain" talk we had?