Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but you missed your plane

I wish Kyo a safe flight.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then after I get there who knows what might happen.

I wish for some turn in fate.

[Disturbed]

Granted! Your boss gets tossed from the plane and you get a free flight to Argentina have fun!

I wish that would really happen, it would be funny.

[Kurtz]

Granted.

Steven: But the plane ain't gonna blow up anytime soon! And I haven't got a parachute!
Kurtz: JUST JUMP! *pushes Steven off the plane*
Steven: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I wish for some odd coincidence/fluke to happen when I get there.

[Disturbed]

Granted Dot is standing, waiting for you at the terminal!

I wish it doesnt rain on Kyo's trip.

[Kurtz]

Granted. instead it snows for some practically unknown reason.

Kurtz: *smiles* Hiya Dot!

I wish that DMX was there as well, XD.

[Disturbed]

Granted but he keeps hitting Dot like he always does

I wish Dot would kick DMX's ass for once

[Kurtz]

Granted, she practically PWNS DMX.

I wish those two would actually get along.

[Disturbed]

Granted but they get along TOO well...you know.

I wish that would NEVER happen.

[Kurtz]

Granted.

I wish he had a free day today.