Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, you're now too tidy.

I wish I didn't have to go to work for a long while.

[Disturbed]

Granted. Instead of long hours you get 5 rediculously short shifts where you have to come in every 2 hours driving back and forth. Then it seems like the day will never end. Muahahahaha!!!

I wish Dot would forgive me for throwing that mud on her clothes :( :( :(

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now everyone likes to throw mud at you.

I wish you had a way to clean your clothes quicker.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but when you go to dry them they turn up mising and you have to go around naked. :oops:

I whish that the real gatomon would make me her sex slave. :oops:

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you faint while she does whatever she wants with you.

I wish I had a new camera.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you drop it.

I wish I could use the internet from the ship without being charged an arm and a a leg.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now you'll only be charged a testicle and half of it.

I wish you can lead a happy life.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but that never happens.

I wish the Black Mages did a lot more songs.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but all their songs are in spanish.

I wish I knew who the Black Mages were so I could have answered that better...

[Kurtz]

Granted, the Black Mages is a band who recreate some of the Final Fantasy songs (Game).

I wish I had a drink.