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**Shadowknight** · 09-08-2006, 05:01 AM

Granted, but it takes five years to download any software and afterwards it explodes.

I wish for a better graphics card so I can play WoW better.

**Kurtz** · 09-08-2006, 05:03 AM

Granted, I'll give you my one.

I wish for a new computer now with good graphics.

**Shadowknight** · 09-08-2006, 05:12 AM

Granted, but it can't do anything else due to low RAM.

I wish for a super computer that can do anything I tell it to.

**Crimson Fox** · 09-08-2006, 05:15 AM

Granted, but when you ask it for pie, it thinks you meant pi and then crashes.

I wish for dart gun.

**Kurtz** · 09-08-2006, 05:31 AM

Granted, but there's no darts.

I wish for a glass of nicely chilled coke which has not passed it's best before date.

**Shadowknight** · 09-08-2006, 05:39 AM

Granted, but I shook the can before pouring it so it's flat.

I wish for a bottle of Diet coke and some Mentos.

**Kurtz** · 09-08-2006, 05:40 AM

Granted, I force them both into your mouth at the same time.

I wish I could watch what happens.

**Shadowknight** · (This post was last modified: 09-08-2006, 05:45 AM by Shadowknight.)

Granted, you watch me foam at the mouth a little.

I wish for a tatoo like this:

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I'm thinking of making that the SDP's mascot, it covers both the S and the D. But what about the P?

**Kurtz** · 09-08-2006, 05:45 AM

Granted, but I do it and it looks totally wrong.

I wish you had a professional to do that.

**Shadowknight** · 09-08-2006, 05:48 AM

Granted, but I have to go to florida to get it done.

I wish there weren't so many old people there.