Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I get two years supply of Diet Pepsi for some reason.

I wish for an RPG.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but its only 5 hours long :(

I wish I was a Tauren (Humanoid Bull)

[Kurtz]

Granted, but a Night Elf suddenly appears (WTF) and fires two arrows into your eyes. Ouch.

I wish for a cold drink.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, *pours a bucket of cold ice water on Kurtz* Ah, I needed to do that.

I wish to have this day last.

[Kurtz]

Granted, it lasts forever.

Kurtz: Awww! *covers his hair* You are so gonna die! *jumps on the back of DMX*

I wish I didn't have work.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Blows up Kyo's workplace and leaves some evidence saying he did it*

I wish for them to thank you personally.

[Kurtz]

Granted, only my old boss would be angry at me, then.

I wish that I could send DMX an XP computer and he gets it successfully.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it get's hit with the blue screen of death!!

I wish that screen would leave my computer alone.

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but your computer the blue screen replaced by a red screen that sayes go screw yourself.

I wish I had a laptop with everything I wanted nothing bad while happen on its way to or after reseve it for five years nothing at all. Now try to screw it up in some way.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the electricity in your house has died out, and the battery needs recharging after a while....

I wish I didn't have to go into work tomorrow.