Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but since he's my friend I protect him.

I wish there was a new anime out now that I liked.

[Disturbed]

Granted but it only comes on at like 6:00 in the morning

I wish to meet Disturbed in person.

[Kurtz]

Granted, you'll have to pay bucketloads to do so, though.

I wish I had more time.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now you have even more time to do chores.

I wish someone bought you a new sponge.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, too bad it's the size of a thumb.

I wish for Kyo to be saved from those chores.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but White has to do them now :(

I wish Renamon would be a little nicer :)

[Kurtz]

Granted, she's nicer, in the fact that she does the chores for White.

I wish for something to hit my boss over the head with.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but it was only jello.

I wish they would make a cable channel where its all anime all the time.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then it gets taken down because the creators of the anime want you to actually buy the anime.

I wish for better writing skills.

[Disturbed]

Granted, but your drawing skills diminish as your writing skills improve

I wish I had a years supply of Diet Pepsi