Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it won't be me, it'll be you.

I wish I had an apple covered in candy.

[fred_18]

granted! but...how old is the apple? o.O

I wish the apple wasn't over a year old

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it's a hundred years old, I eat it and die. Congrats, you just killed a third of the humour here.

I wish you had somewhere to hide now.

[fred_18]

granted, now I switch places with you so know I die and you have to deal with killing someone

I wish neither of us would die

[Kurtz]

Granted, but Lurea dies instead.

I wish that never happened.

[fred_18]

granted, but then who dies?

I wish some thing happened so those posts weren't there at all

[Kurtz]

Granted, the apple doesn't exist in the first place.

I wish for a lemon.

[fred_18]

granted, but it's not the story lemon, nor the sour lemon...it's the mysterious lemon

I wish I knew what is inside the lemon

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you don't know what to do with the item inside.

I wish you knew what it does.

[fred_18]

granted, *opens lemon with a knife, then ingulfed in white smoke to reveal...* D.FRED IS BACK!!!!

in Fred's mind:
Fred_18: I wish someone could put him back