Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Jackie Chan kicks your ass and then steals your new clothes.

I wish there was a bomb inside the pants.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it doesn't detonate.

I wish I had a pencil.

[fred_18]

granted, but it has no lead

I wish the hat rule at school wasn't made at all *at school a rule was made that no student or teacher can wear hats or hoods nad is being enforced by the new superintenant and principal*

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now you're forced to wear a stupid looking school uniform, tough luck.

I wish for a Ceberus (Vincent's gun).

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish the next Hellsing OVA episode comes out soon.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but your computer crashes and you can't find a way to watch it.

I wish for a good pizza.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's priced at $415671 to eat it.

I wish for DMX and Pokepimp to come back online.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you must pay my pizza bill in exchange.

I wish for a new red cape that is magic resistent.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now it's not fire resistant. *throws a fireball at Crimson's new cape*

I wish there was a OVA series of Digimon with Aquaveemon in it.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, they're right over there. *points to a laptop with the AquaVeemon episodes sitting next to a large dragon of great power* Have fun getting it from him.

I wish you had a way to defeat the dragon.