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**DragonMasterX** · 09-01-2006, 11:57 AM

Granted, but the beam's so big and large when it comes out it touches your face. Ouch.

I wish there was a new expression for: "Ouch."

**Kurtz** · 09-01-2006, 05:32 PM

Granted, but it's too odd to say.

I wish for a bottle of coke.

**DragonMasterX** · 09-01-2006, 11:16 PM

Granted, but it doesn't have gas.

I wish it didn't taste so bad.

**Shadowknight** · 09-02-2006, 01:10 AM

Granted, but I have to rip out your tongue and all your taste buds to do it.

I wish for a watch that could control time.

**Kurtz** · 09-02-2006, 01:14 AM

Granted, but it also stops you.

I wish for some sleep.

**Shadowknight** · 09-02-2006, 01:18 AM

Granted, but to get it I have to smack you with a mallet till you pass out.

I wish for a mallet.

**Kurtz** · 09-02-2006, 01:21 AM

Granted, but it's the size of your nail.

I wish I could create more music.

**Shadowknight** · 09-02-2006, 01:24 AM

Granted, but it sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

I wish my new game would run on my piece of crap PS2.

**Kurtz** · 09-02-2006, 01:26 AM

Granted, but the disk shatters inside the PS2.

I wish I had wings.

**Shadowknight** · 09-02-2006, 01:28 AM

Granted, but they're made of wax and melt on you.

I wish for an outfit like the ones you see in those kungfu movies, the black rope like things.