Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you find yourself trapped in a nightmare for all eternity. Ugh, an eternity with only LAVIYH, have fun.

I wish for a magical cape that can turn me invisible.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but Harry Potter says you've stolen his and turns you into a toad.

I wish DMX got a better mark in AOTM...

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but all the scores get bumped up as a result. (Yeah, I wish DMX could have done better as well.)

I wish for an Infinite Rocket Launcher.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's a toy model.

I wish that DMX's leg got better. (*ears droop*)

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the doctor takes all of his pies as payment.

I wish for DMX to get those pies back.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they're all five years old and are mouldy.

I wish that my parent's wouldn't take my internet connection out at midnight... IT BLOODY SUCKS.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, they'll take it now. (OOC: That's a shame, I hope you get it back soon.)

I wish for a legion of zombies to follow my command.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but after they listen to your command they try and suck the blood out of you or kill your nearest friends.

(All because they want me to be ready when work comes round again... bugger them.)

I wish for a wireless connection (Yep, the reason why they can take it out is because I'm connected to a router with a LAN wire...)

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you can't get a good signal with the wireless around here, curses.

I wish for some holy water. *fights off the zombies from the last wish*

[Kurtz]

Granted, Alucard comes along, kills the zombies, and then tries to kill you.

I wish you could kill him for good.