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Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode
Arukenimon: *plays the flute*

Yolei: *at the giant computer* Maybe I should keep this recording and mix it into one of Matt's songs?

Team: *sweatdrop*
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Gabumon:Fucking ASSHOLE!

Patomon: That Bitch!

Gatomon: You my children have been absolved of all sins. Go in peace ....

The two of them: :shock:
Gabumon Loverz
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Creative Minds
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Agumon: AHHH!! Who are you!?

Agumon from savers: Agumon! Who're you!?

Agumon: I'm the original agumon!! You'll never replace me!!

Agumon from savers: HAH! I already have! Besides, I look WAY cooler than you- and champion and ultimate forms are WAY sexier!!

Agumon: My Mega is sexier!! And you've got MASSIVE nostrils.

Agumon from savers: *hmph*

Agumon: What!?

Agumon from savers: You hurt my feelings!

Agumon: *groan*
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Veemon: I just dont know whats wrong with me, everything seems to be out of whack....

Guillimon: Whack?! Why?

Veemon: I always seem to fall....

Guillimon: Awwwwwww.......

Veemon: Are you ok-!?

Guillimon: I guess your not the only one

Veemon:
Gabumon Loverz
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Creative Minds
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Davis: Yo listen up here's the story, about a little mon that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside. Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvet and everything is blue for him, and himself, and everybody around cause he aint got nobody to listen... to listen to listen.

Veemon: I'M BLUE DABBU DEE DABBU DIE DABBU DEE DABBU DIE DABBU DEE DABBU DIE!!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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TK wondered over Infinity Mountain. He looked up at the peak, and recalled Angemon's demise. He felt an urge. He couldn't stop it. He just began to sing.

"I sit and wait,
does an angel contemplate my fate,
and do they know,
the places where we go,
when we
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(when agumon first digivolved into skullgreymon)

Tai: AGUMON!!!
Matt:*walks up, pulls a shotgun out of no where, and shoots skullgreymon in the foot*
Skullgreymon:*dedigivolves back to agumon*
Agumon:*hoping on one foot wile holding the foot Matt shot* What the fuck did you do that for!!!
Tai: You asshole! you could have seriusly hurt him!
Matt: hey, it worked dident it?
Tai: good point... *grabs shotgun and shoots matt in the foot*
Matt: What the fuck was that for!?!?!?
Tai: payback... wait... where did you get a shotgun anyway?
Matt: umm... LOOK OVER THEIR! *runs*
Tai and Agu: sigh...
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Yamato gave Taichi a look from behind his book ("Broadway Musicals of the 1940s"). "Yes?"

"You know..."

"...What?"

"If you were gay," Taichi began, as the band struck up in the background.
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Agumon: Hey Gabumon Can you guzzle me?

Gabumon: What do you mean by that?

Agumon: Well you are derived from a japenease onomanapoetic expression meaning to guzzle. Now come here and prove your name right!!!

Gabumon: :shock: Damn Izzy and his vocabulary toilet paper!!! ><
Gabumon Loverz
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Creative Minds
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xDDDD thought of a great one.

*Ken finds leafmon in primary village and starts crying*

Leafmon: Whats wrong.

Ken:.... At first i was afraid... i was terrified... I thought that i could never live without you by my side... but then i spent so many nights thinkin how you did me wrong... I grew strong... and found the strangth to carry on...

AND NOW YOUR BACK! *Starts danceing*

From outerspace! I just walked in to find you hear with that sad look apon your face! I Should have changed that stupid lock, i should have made you leave your key, if i'd thought for just one second, youd be back to bother me! Go on now go! Walk out the door! Just turn around now! Cus your not welcome anymore! wernt you the one who tried to hurt me with your lies? you think id crumble? that id lay down and die? Oh not I! I Will Survive!

Worrmon: *Crying*

Davis: *watching from the distance* So i do have a chance.....
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