Grant a wish.

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,the first thnig you see is a old ladys fun bags.

I wish i wasnt Dead....undead....hmm

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, unfortunately for you *takes out auto shotgun from back* I love chasing undeads.

I wish for the hunt to begin.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, the undead start hunting you.

I wish for the undead to eat me alive.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you give them Diarhea and you come back in a very disturbing manner.

I wish for a shotgun so I can join the hunt.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted.. but you don't have shells- and they eat you too.

i wish aliens abducted me and did grotesque experiments on me.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the experiments involve you dancing as barney in front of their alien kids for entertainment.

I wish for a Persocom!! (google Chobits to find out)

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you soon found out one of the girls is a herm for you. (damn, I could only get to see a pic of a hot girl only x_x)

I wish for you to have a horrible day.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you have to spend the day talking to my grandma about her pussy, and I don't mean cat.

I wish to have that thought drilled out of my brain by a high powered tool

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, *sticks a cotton stick from Shadow's left ear inside and through the right ear*

I wish that you at least feel something now.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but everything that happens to Shadow you feel it two fold....

I wish to see an old friend in arizona....