05-14-2006, 05:38 PM
Granted. But they are permanent fists.
I wish that I was struck by lightning, that would be cool!
I wish that I was struck by lightning, that would be cool!
Grant a wish.
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05-14-2006, 05:38 PM
Granted. But they are permanent fists.
I wish that I was struck by lightning, that would be cool!
05-14-2006, 06:17 PM
granted but when you do it changes you into a the policeman from the village people.....
I wish to hear YMCA to complete the transformation.....
05-14-2006, 06:19 PM
Granted, but the only way to have it done is to sing it yourself infront of a live audience at times square.
I wish for a evil twin.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-14-2006, 06:30 PM
ok...its a nice twin that always wants you to fuck him 24/7
I wish for the nobel peace prize....
05-15-2006, 01:34 AM
Granted, in your acceptance speech instead of throwing you with fruits, they throw you with knifes, shoot you with machineguns, set you on fire with flamethrowers and I throw a Pie to your face.
I wish to be able to fly high up and then come down so hard I'd dive through the ground and get on the other side of the world.
05-15-2006, 11:12 AM
Granted but there is some midget elf that returns the floor back to solidity just as you are going to pass through....
I wish to get laid, soon.....heehee
05-15-2006, 11:36 AM
Granted, a girl Lays you down to sleep. Then she leaves and comes to my house.
I wish for a handheld thermo nuclear device.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-15-2006, 12:15 PM
Granted, you share it with me so I can use it as a pillow to half-complete my new bed.
I wish to have a tsunami encased in a bottle.
05-15-2006, 01:57 PM
Granted but its the size of a thimble so it can damage no one.....
I wish to have the ability to let my imagination come to live.
05-15-2006, 04:00 PM
Granted... But knowing you, your imaginations turn on you- and eat you. Then I throw a pie at your face.
I wish that I would have sex. I don't care with what, who, where, when and how. |
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