05-09-2006, 10:46 AM
Solution: I got a rusty chainsaw.
Circumstance: Uhhh, I got a rusty chainsaw?
Circumstance: Uhhh, I got a rusty chainsaw?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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05-09-2006, 10:46 AM
Solution: I got a rusty chainsaw.
Circumstance: Uhhh, I got a rusty chainsaw?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-09-2006, 01:30 PM
Solution: Make another....
Circumstance: Places the pie on Gunter's stomach. :shock:
05-09-2006, 06:50 PM
Solution: Vel: *puts pie away*
Circumstance: Vel: Okay- I've decided. *gets sand paper* Death by sandpaper.... *starts to hack at Gunter's neck, Gunter starts bleeding heavily, screaming in pain.* Vel: Maybe a power sander... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT- Gunter: *Screams in extremely high doses of excruciating pain, his blood spluttering and splashing on everyone* Vel: Ugh, messy bastard. Gunter lies limply to his side. Vel: Oh well, time for a shower... *leaves.*
05-09-2006, 11:30 PM
Solution: Hmmmn... gore... *drools heavily*
Circumstance: Drool healed Gunter back to health when it fell on his body, getting rid of any kind of pain.
05-10-2006, 01:46 AM
Solution: Gunter: Wow... highly restorative drool- aw, I was geting used to it- there was this stripper with a flashlight telling me to come to her-
Vel: May thine past consume thee! *Splashes acid on Gunter's face* Circumstance: Gun: ......I'm supposed to feel... pain? Vel: *slaps head* Damn- I forgot his face was impervious to pain!
05-10-2006, 04:51 AM
Solution:
Circumstance: Vell has no arms... :shock:
05-10-2006, 03:42 PM
Solution: Use my newly invented robotic arms.
Circumstance: They're set to auto jack-off.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-10-2006, 04:29 PM
Solution: Vel: Hello- There's no more acid left. I used them all on Gun.
Gun: Yeah- why isn't it doing anything to me? I love pain! Vel: I dunno- what have you been putting on your face? Gun: Cum, why? Vel: .........I think I'll go get more acid- be right back- oh- and- *splashes acid into lonelygabu's face- watching it rapidly deteriorate.* Don't interfere, kay? *goes out* Circumstance: Gun: Hey- why doesnt that happen to me? *Gabu's face returns to normal for no apparent reason* -and that! GARGGH!! *get's frustrated*
05-10-2006, 04:46 PM
Solution: I got a cattle prod that dishes out almost 100,000 volts of electricity?
Circumstance: Me + The above mentioned cattle prod = :shock: AHHHHHHHH!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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