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Granted, you get stuck on a desert island with a million plushie hating men who beat you to within an inch of your life on a daily basis.
I wish I was a duck (My Last Girlfriend had a huge thing for ducks.) and back in my old home.
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Granted, your old place is now a duck hunting club.
I wish for new socks.
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Granted, But I wore them to a football tryout first
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I wish for super spicy hot sauce.
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I KNOW WHAT THAT SAUCE DOES!
Granted, heres some brocolli flavored ice cream.
I wish for a thermo nuclear device.
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I know you do ;)
Granted, but it will be from November 17th 1967... or somewhere near there, which will make it totally useless.
I wish for something to write...
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Granted, Try writing a letter to the president.
I wish for psychic powers.
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Granted, but your emotions will fade away as you start to understand the true fate of all the human beings, leaving you with the choice of self-destruction or an hermit's life WITHOUT sex.
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I wish to have a turtle.
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Emotions fade away? I haven't had emotions (other than anger) since I was 7.
Granted, but it's a snapping turtle and it bites your wing dang doodle off.
I wish for a copy of KH 2.
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Granted, but you fall in deep depression after getting it.
I wish that this C) had any sense.