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Solution: Go outside, catch a cold, and turn to plushie, a rich family will pity me and say that I'm cute, thus, taking me to the eighteen year old hot beauty they call their daughter and I have fun with her all nights while she sleeps as I keep enjoying good life in a mansion. wheee!
Circumstance: It's new year and you don't bought the fireworks! (oh no! :cry: )
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Solution: Make my own. Simple put some metal alloys into a puddle of gasoline and set on fire, the flame will begin to radiate a diffrent color based on what compound you used. sodium compound will burn orange, lead will burn blue and others will add diffrent colors. It makes a pretty cool show on the ground.
Circumstance: Big test today that counts for 1/4 of your grade, and you didn't study.
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Solution: Believe it or not, that's my life lol I always get away with it anyways... hehehe, simply read a little from my notes and done xP
Circumstance: Someone poured really cold Pepsi in your eyes *hides half can on back*
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Solution: My eyes have built up an immunity to pepper spray so I think I could handle some pepsi.
Circumstance: Force you to drink the pepsi! (Truely a fate worse than death.)
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Solution: Are you sure? I drink two cans of Pepsi per day at school and I feel fine and refreshed <.<
Circumstance: The same guy as before force fed you with a rock!
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Solution: AHHHH! EVIL PEPSI I'D RATHER DRINK CRAB JUICE!
Circumstance: You stepped on your brand new PSP and broke it :cry: .
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Solution: Grab the remains and build a supersized robot that can type for me in the PC while I look at pr0n.
Circumstance: Crab juice is leaking all over the empty pool you are trapped, oh noes!
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Solution: Uhhh, divine intervention?
Circumstance: You have to spend the night in a haunted house for 1,000 dollars.
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Solution: Sure thing, what's the worst that can- *really loud scream of agony*
Circumstance: You need to choose between flying to the sun without solar protection or start to breakdance naked in front of your whole class.
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The sun. That way you only have to deal with a few seconds of pain instead of a lifetime of torture.
Circumstance: Your fighting a Darktyrannomon and you lost your digivice.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.