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Solution: Chucky already escaped because that is what happens, then returns to you again, meanwhile at my house, I'm typing stupid solutions to get out of uncertain problems.
Circumstance: Your best friend, who is the same gender as you, tells you he/she loves you and then kisses you in the lips.
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Solution: Return kiss. Friends make great relationships as long as you don't do something stupid.
Circumstance: Killer clowns from outer space want to capture you in cotton candy and drink your blood or feed you to their man eating popcorn! (This is a real plot from a movie
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"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: There is my biology teacher, same as me, only 50 years older, and full of grease for your lovely popcorn.
Circumstance: Guilmon wants peanut butter and Renamon nearby! lol
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Solution: Throw a can of peanut butter at Guilmon and get it on with Renamon!
Circumstance: RENAMON IS CHOKING ME!!
Renamon: I WARNED YOU ABOUT USING ME!!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: I force feed her with some of my Rena sauce(horny effects, don't ask me why I named it like that) and she takes me and Shadow to a room, locking the door behind.
Renamon: Screw what I said! Take me!
DMX: *wags tail* It always works.
Circumstance: Guilmon is bothering in the room asking for more peanut butter.
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Solution: Use D-tector to change into Lobomon, then punt him out of the room.
Circumstance: The sauce is wearing off!
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Solution: She gets horny again after seeing you as Lobomon and takes off your armor, throws you to bed and then grabs me by my tail and throws me to the bed, then she looks at us with a mischevious look.
DMX: Hah, I am hot by nature.
Renamon: No, I heard you have a big dick.
DMX: Bleh, it's the same.
Circumstance: WTF?
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Solution: I see no problem.
Circumstance: Being a wolf the fox is instantly more attracted to me.
OOC: 1200 post!
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Solution: I am too horny to care and both of us end having an almost endless orgy with that piece of beauty furry, changing holes at least 9 times each.
Circumstance: We didn't use protection... <.<
Solution: I don't care.
Circumstance: at the end- she bites both your dicks off.