03-14-2010, 12:43 AM
granted. but it dies when it sees u
I wish for a pool
I wish for a pool
Grant a wish.
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03-21-2010, 10:29 AM
Granted. Enjoy your swim, be careful of the sharks with laser beams that are swimming around.
I wish for some awesome music.
03-21-2010, 11:36 AM
Granted, u get The Miz saying that HE'S AWWEEESOME!!!
I wish I could see Paramore again.
03-25-2010, 06:10 AM
Granted, but you can never see it again after this time.
Crimson: Because all known copies will have been destroyed by ninjas...FROM THE FUTURE! I wish for futuristic ninja throwing stars.
Granted, they can explode, cut through steel, home in on targets, fire mini missiles and are laser edged but they also return to the thrower like a boomerang. Lets see you catch that deadly airborne threat.
I wish I could walk through walls.
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
03-25-2010, 11:32 AM
Granted, but when you try to walk into the girls locker room through the wall, you'll miscalculate and end up walking right into a big dude in the men's shower.
I wish I could get the fuck out of Nicaragua and back to the USA.
03-25-2010, 10:15 PM
granted but you have to face....THE MIZ!
AND HEEEEE'S AWWWWEEESSSOOOOOMMMMEEE!!! :D Which he is :D I wish I was.... AWWWWWWEEEESSSSOOOMMMEEE!!!
03-26-2010, 12:31 AM
Granted, but now you're the most hated man in the world cause you refuse to shut up.
I wish George Lopez would teach me the ways of comedy.
03-26-2010, 04:46 AM
granted, but he tells u to get out before he whacks u
I wish I could travel to Ireland
03-26-2010, 06:29 AM
Granted, but but you are now banned from every pub in Ireland (What else is there in Ireland?!)
I wish, I could kill with a glance
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!" |
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