01-03-2010, 04:40 PM
Yes Penis. Discuss your penis now. xD
PENIS
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01-04-2010, 03:39 AM
I don't refer to it as a penis; that's about as embarassing as a straight guy referring to himself as Homoerectus.
I call it the PSA16 hypercannon. UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors nowYay!
01-06-2010, 01:22 PM
My penis is so big, it celebrated the new decade 5 minutes before my balls did.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-06-2010, 01:29 PM
My penis has a mind of its own, and it speaks to girls I'm crushing on in place of me.
Then I rub that thing 'till it cries for messing up.
01-06-2010, 01:46 PM
My penis is so big, it has people. Girl's have to have their people call my penis's people if they wanna spend time with him.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-06-2010, 03:00 PM
People who say they have a big penis either
A. Doesnt have a big one. B. Took penis enlargement pills C. Doest HAVE one. D. Ate it. But a mans secret is a mans treasure.
01-07-2010, 03:28 AM
They're jokes. Some of my favorites.
My penis is so big, it has a basement.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-07-2010, 03:43 AM
Mine has a brain.
What? you expect more then that? UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors nowYay!
01-07-2010, 03:51 AM
my penis is so big, it goes from A to Z on the keyboard.
.....WAIT.... The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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