Yes Penis. Discuss your penis now. xD
I don't refer to it as a penis; that's about as embarassing as a straight guy referring to himself as Homoerectus.
I call it the PSA16 hypercannon.
Mines Dr cox.
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I watch far too much scrubs.
My penis is so big, it celebrated the new decade 5 minutes before my balls did.
My penis has a mind of its own, and it speaks to girls I'm crushing on in place of me.
Then I rub that thing 'till it cries for messing up.
My penis is so big, it has people. Girl's have to have their people call my penis's people if they wanna spend time with him.
People who say they have a big penis either
A. Doesnt have a big one.
B. Took penis enlargement pills
C. Doest HAVE one.
D. Ate it.
But a mans secret is a mans treasure.
They're jokes. Some of my favorites.
My penis is so big, it has a basement.
Mine has a brain.
What? you expect more then that?
my penis is so big, it goes from A to Z on the keyboard.
.....WAIT....