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well what is your best pick-up line off the top of my head
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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I've always favored "Are you a parking ticket because you've got Fine written all over you"
But I also think that pick up lines are the lowest form of communication, and though a decent comedic ice breaker, anyone that seriously uses one to get a girl needs a kick in the junk.
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i've never actually used one i was just bored
this is funny though
Coffee? Tea? Me?
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07-16-2007, 03:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-16-2007, 03:26 PM by MISTER BIG T.)
*in Cuban accent* 'Ey Puta! Want to come to my place for an ice cream?
Especially effective if you've disguised yourself as Fidel Castro.
Seriously though, I never use any lines. They'd end coming off like this anyhow;
You like horror? Cool, I'm making this horror game...The main heroine is amputee with one eye who's continously raped and tortured and sh- Where are you going?
Lord Patamon Wrote:King of sadism alright, that's a perfect title for you
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"That dress looks good on you, it'd look better on my floor" - Classic
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"If you were a slut, I'd fuck you."
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"Are you from heaven? Cause I've got an erection."
"Did you know I am an excelent cook? My specialty is breakfast in bed."
"Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get."
" I only have three months to live. So is it your place or mine?"
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07-17-2007, 11:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-17-2007, 11:13 AM by Wisemon.)
Those are all well and good, but I've got the best pickup line ever.
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against
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"If I ever get drunk and give you my number, be a dear and make sure it isn't my brother's."
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