Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Fallen hearts]

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooyy!!!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeennkiiiinnss!!

[Erethzium]

HEY! YOU THERE! STOP!! im supposed to spam in the wrong places!!

[Master Grim]

STOP THAT!!! *clobbers Dark Leomon and Angewomon's_Lover to the ground*

Making that Leeroy Jenkins pun more appropriate...

Henry - *watches as Renamon takes on two bee-like Digimon on her own*
Renamon - *gets hit with sting*
Henry - Leeeeroooooyy! Jeeeennkiiiiinnsszzzzz!
Renamon - *looks at Henry with a 'wtf' expression and gets owned*

[Disturbed]

Renamon: *on Rika's computer searching through and gasps seeing all the Renamon porno picks*

- After Ebon joined Digimon Tamers -

Renamon: *on Rika's computer searching through and blinks and sees no Renamon porno picks* Who is this black wolf girl?
Ebon: *walks up behind Renamon looking over her shoulder* That would be me hun
Renamon: *gasps and turns around* E-Ebon..h-hi! *smiles nervously*
Ebon: *licks her lips* We didnt finish last time did we?
Renamon: Its not my fault Rika's mom came in!! *blinks as she is pulled by her tail* No!! *makes claw marks in the floor*
Ebon: *grins darkly as she throws Renamon into a closet and jumps in shutting the closet door*

[Erethzium]

O_O;

Angewomon's_Lover: hey where did i go? and why is the sky actually BLUE?

Palmon: welcome to the digital world!
Angewomon's_Lover: O_O ERETH HELP!! LITTLE MONSTERS!! oh wait Ereth is on a date w/ vook

&switch to a door with a "Do Not Disturb" sign on it, yiffy noises coming from behind it*

Palmon: what? i'm no monster! i'm a digimon!
Angewomon's_Lover: yeah yeah whatever. *VOIP*
Palmon: O_O okay that was just downright fucking weird.

[Disturbed]

Renamon: *tries to faze through a wall but bumps her head* Ouch *rubs her head*
Rika: *laughs*

[Master Grim]

Renamon - *teleports... 50 feet off the ground* :shock:
Everyone else - :shock:

[Erethzium]

Guilmon: *Turns blue*
Renamon: *turns orange*
Terriermon: *turns black*

all: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Guilmon: oooh boy am i gonna get all the ladies NOW!!

Takato: :shock:

[Disturbed]

Henry: *crosses the street*
Terriormon: *crosses the street behind Henry but get ran over by a truck*
Drive: Haha!! Roadkill!!!
Henry: :shock: :cry:

[Master Grim]

Some Random Enemy Digimon - ^_^ *pounces Renamon to the ground and starts nuzzling her*
Renamon - :shock: ... ~.~
Rika - Renamon! Attack it!
Renamon - Oh... shut up, Rika...
Rika - :shock: