Grant a wish.

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead you start coughing

Disturbed: *gets pounced on* Hrrr?

I wish for some candy

[Misty]

Granted, but it's ass flavored

Misty: Hiya!!

I wish it was warm again.

[Disturbed]

Granted but theres only one way to get warm

Disturbed: *huggles Misty tightly*

I wish it was sunny

[Misty]

Granted, but the sun collides with the Earth

Misty: ^_^ Wee! *kisses you*

I wish I had a bigger room.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but thanks to that, it gets way messier and harder to clean then if it were smaller.

Kurtz: *sleeping and curled up in a bed while dreaming of a certain someone*

I wish that looked cute.

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead its Kawaii

Disturbed: *gives a kiss back*

I wish for a giant bed

[Misty]

Granted, the mattress it uncomfortable

Misty: *wrestles with you*

I wish...my Pikachu could come to life.

[Disturbed]

Granted but it shocks you accidently

Disturbed:Grrr *wresstles with Misty*

I wish for new underwear

[Misty]

Granted, but they are nasty and full of shit.

Misty: *pins you down with me on top*

I wish I didn't have to leave...it's almost time to go to the damn concert..

[Disturbed]

Granted but instead you get pulled over instead of going to the concert

I wish for someone to play with