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Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode
Gatomon: Since you want me that badly Veemon. Lay on your on stomach and close your eyes. Twisted

Veemon: Ok, now what. after he got into position.

Gatomon: "Now don't look," she said as she put on strap on dildo and rammed it into Veemon ass very painfuly. Twisted

Veemon: :shock: :cry:

Gatomon: I only screw Kari you dumb dragon.
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Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Gabumon Loverz
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*TAKE 1*

Jeri - *walks into classroom and trip, falls on face* OW!

*TAKE 2*

Jeri - *walks into classroom... stops* Uh... what was my line again?

*TAKE 3*

Jeri - *chatting to someone outside the classroom*

*TAKE 4*

Jeri - *comes in-*
Takato - I'VE FECKING HAD IT! *storms out*
Jeri - *blink-blink*
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*scene where Ken hears Devimon*
Ken: With Kimeramon I am unstoppable *evil laugh*
Devimon: You cannot cont....Hello?
Ken: *blinks*
Devimon Hello...testing, testing....can anyone hear me
Ken: *sweat drop*
Devimon: What was I going to say again...OH oh yeah *clears throat* You cannot control the darness!!!!
The OCA
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*at the soccer game where Davis gets pwned by Ken*

Yolei: *squeezing and pulling on Pururumon*

Pururumon: *whips around and bits her hand* FUCK OFF PULLING ON ME, DAMMIT!

Davis+DemiVeemon+Cody+Upamon+TK+Patamon+Kari+Gatomon+Yolei: *sweatdrop*
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Veemon: *Licking Gatmon's ear*

Gatomon: This isn't what I meant when I said lick the pussy.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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Patamon: Why does everyone mistake me for a football?
Davis: *runs up and kicks Patamon* Its up and its good!!!
The OCA
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Guilmon: Izzy, if you lapse the lazer by .10 degrees to the left you would bring your accuracy level up by approximately .0425 percent which is better in contrast from the original set location. My GOD! Where is the ignition KEY!!!!

Izzy: I'm sorry, I was paying too much attention to your crotch..

Guilmon: O_O
Gabumon Loverz
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Creative Minds
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:shock: :D Twisted lol lol lol lol lol *repeat lol for 3 hours*

Guilmon - *grabs Renamon's tail* It's all fluffy! ^_^
Renamon - 0_0' *smacks Guilmon across the head* Evil GERROFF!!!
Takato - *snicker*
Renamon - *fume*
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Renamon: *walking down a street* hmmmm nice day
*a truck loaded with peanut butter crashes in front of her and spilling peanut butter all over everything including her*
Renamon: Oh what the hell is that!!! *continues to walk down the street trying to shake off the sticky peanut butter. She comes to a corner and Guilmon runs into her*
Guilmon:OOf...sorry renam...why are you covered in peanutbutter?
Renamon: Long story...Guilmon whats that look in your eye for.
Guilmon: *licks his lips* I love peanutbutter
Renamon: *wide eyed* Stay back Guilmon....no..*gets tackled by Guilmon*
Guilmon: YAY PEANUT BUTTER!!! *starts licking Renamon all over*
The OCA
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*falls to the floor laughing* NICE ONE!!! >XD

And now for a stolen idea...

Guilmon - *wandering around Rika's home... turns a corner to a rather secluded, hidden place...*
Renamon - *smothered with peanut butter* Twisted Oh, Hi, Guilmon...
Guilmon - O_O
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