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Granted, but they all post *AIDFAFHIAHAIODFHAJFDIAH* over and over.
I wish for more intelligent life on earth.
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Granted, but they become too intelligent.
I wish for an extra 100 posts.
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Granted, but it costs you 200 posts.
I wish for an air tazer like cops use.
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Granted, but it doesn't work. Poor you.
I wish for a pencil.
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Granted, but it isn't sharpened and made of petrified wood.
I wish I could make stuff blow up with just a thought.
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Granted, you blow yourself up.
I wish you could piece yourself together again.
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Granted, *Instantly reforms*
I wish I had that power in real life.
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Granted, but you're now branded as a freak.
I wish they didn't imprint FREAK across your head.
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Granted now it reads Village Idiot
I wish for Powerpoint CS for Christmas
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Granted, but it make your device explode.
I wish for things that didn't explode.