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Solution:

*Jumps at the red-eyed Renamon and in mid air places his palm on her forehead* Darkness Drain *Drains all the darkness out of Renamon into himself.* There, she should be fine now
Renamon: *Pounces on Disturbed and gives him a big hug*
Disturbed: :D

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It begins to rain Calumon clones.
The OCA
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Solution:

Shadow: TRINITY BURST!! *Splits off into his three forms*

Omni Shadow: *Forms a large sword in his hand* DELTA!! Slashes towards the calumon.

D-Shadow: Forms a large sword of dark energy, RAY!! Slashes towards the calumon.

H-Shadow: Forms a Katana in his hand, EDGE!! Slashes towards the calumon.

The three attacks form a large triangle that incases all the Calumon then promptley begin teleporting around it slashing around in it due to a time compression that makes one second in the real world seem like a year inside the triangle. The three Shadow's fuse together then fall to the ground as they return to normal.

Circumstance:

Shadow: That, was exhausting.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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Solution:

Crimson: Take a break boss, you deserve it. *casts Curaga on Shadow and spams forth a pie from behind his cape*

Circumstance: Boredom is coming, can you feel it?
Renamon's Army
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Lady Devimon's Minions
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Solution:

Shadow: Call forth an army of zombies, they can cure any boredom!

Circumstance:

Shadow: I forgot, I'm to exhausted to fight them.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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Solution:

Crimson: This looks like a job for insane science! Heh heh heh, excellent. *fires Cerberus Death Ray at the zombies, cutting down several rows* That's just for starters. *packs away his ray gun and breathes a wave of fire all over the advancing zombies, burning their rotting flesh to a crisp* And now the finisher! *launches the Pie of Apocalypse from his piezooka, banishing them to the wrath of custard and destruction*

Phew, they're all gone.

Circumstance: I'm wrong! Zombified Renamon behind Shadow, look out boss!
Renamon's Army
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Lady Devimon's Minions
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Solution:

Shadow: Oh no.

Z-Renamon: BRAINS! *Grabs Shadow and starts strangling him* BRAINS~

???: HEY YOU!!

Z-Renamon: Huh? Brains?

???: STOP STRANGLING MY CRUSH!!

*Large yellow foot comes out of nowhere and kicks the Z-Renamon's head off. It's flies through the air and lands in the large hand of Renamon*

Shadow: Wait, crush? Me? I thought you hated me.

Renamon: I do, it's H-Shadow that I like. Unforunately if you die so does he.

Shadow: That would explain why you've never killed me.

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Shadow: Think she knows that I can seperate from H-Shadow?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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Solution: Start over, since I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Circumstance: You're horny as a child molestor in a day care center, and your girlfriend (or boyfriend) is sitting next to you, scantily clad, clearly desiring sex. BUT YOU HAVE NO PROTECTION. What do you do?
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solution: blowjob

circumstance: where? with all the kids around the area
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Solution: Thats what recess is for...what do you think teachers do with their 30 minutes of alone time?

Circumstances: Its raining outside...its inside recess, now what?
The OCA
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solution: SEX ED!!!

circumstance: what to teach them?
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