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DrunkenMunkee Wrote:Shadowknight Wrote:Munkee, the diffrence between you and me is your more subtle
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You know what our other difference is right?
And-this only works for me because I usually dont like going out to eat- bring a pair of headphones, and a cd player/mp3 player/ipod. Basically, i can block everything out. I cant hear what my family is saying, but I really dont want to anyway.
Eating a Souffle with Slipknot blaring on my headphones is bound to end in disaster.
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DrunkenMunkee Wrote:Shadowknight Wrote:Munkee, the diffrence between you and me is your more subtle
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>_>
You know what our other difference is right?
Uhhh, You're not a member of SDP?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Gun: Hehe- Let me see what would've been our reactions to something like that:
Gunter:
1) Gun: Hey- Keep it down, I'm trying to eat.
Kid: Go back to hell!!
Gun: Don't speak like that, your mom wouldn't like it.
Kid's mom: EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!! The demon is possesing my child!
Kid's dad: KILL IT!!
Gun: (hightails it outta' there.)
2) Gun: *talks to kids mom* Can you tell your kid to be quiet, please?
Mom: AIIIIEEEEEEEEE!! DON'T TALK TO ME- YOU SCUM!!! *maces eyes*
Gun: AHHHHHHHHHHH- THE BURNING PAIIINNNN!!!!
3) Gun: *stands up and eyes light up* Hepheas... theaser... ozozer... liazamamel...
People: (run out in fear)
Gun: *sits down calmly, and casually takes contacts off. Then sips from his coffee.*
Velmont:
1) Vel: GODAMNIT- WILL YOU MOTHER-FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!? I'M TRYING TO HIT ON YOUR MOTHER!!!
People: *Silence*
2) Vel: *silently walks over, and punches the kid's head, clean off. Then casually walks back to his seat. Words need not be used.*
3) Vel: Son of a bitch- *turns towards kid* WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!?
Kid: *cries*
Vel: I said- -SHUT THE FUCK- UPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
kid: *silent*
Blitz:
1) Blitz: Hey kid... do you want a lolipop?
Kid: YES!!
Blitz: *gives lolipop to kid* Fine boy you have here, Mrs., Mr.
2) Blitz: Please keep quiet. It's erroneous to engender sound pollution.
Kid: I'm sorry- I'll never do it again.
3) Blitz: Silence.
Kid: .................
4) Blitz: (uses strange mind powers to silence the foolish infidel.)
(I can't do any of that- HE LIES.)
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