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RE: ASK SDP! - Bee - 02-25-2009
Brandon: ...oh, Renny?
Renny: What?! What is so fucking important that you have to drag me away from meditation to hang out with these fuckheads?!
Brandon: ...you wanted to ask them a question?
Renny: ....oh, yeah. What would be the easiest way to kill a lazy fleshbag of a wolf, who seems to spend more time curled up in his wife's lap, then with me, killing other digimon?
Brandon: look, I told you, it was my fucking Honeymoon, you couldn't come!
Renny: ...still, I had to face Malomyotismon by myself. He laughed. And I died a little inside.
RE: ASK SDP! - Shadowknight - 02-25-2009
Slash: *Hanging from the ceiling* I'll take this one, assassination is my speciality. I suggest filling his pants with plastic explosives, put the trigger in the crotch, then plaster renamon porn everywhere.
Shadow: That would explain why there were all those crazy pant explosions. And why there was all the porn in my room that wasn't mine.
Renamon: You said that camera had no film! *Growling loudly*
RE: ASK SDP! - tigerlily - 02-25-2009
Tigerlily: Yay catnip! *goes to Katt's closet taking a two bag-er scratch that 5 bags of of catnip* Okay I got what I wanted!
Linvar: Careful with those! You don't want to eat whol-
Tigerlily: Shush! My demon side told me to eat it!
Demonic Cow Girl: That's the spirit! EAT the goodies! >:D
RE: ASK SDP! - Guilmon and a shotgun - 02-25-2009
I have a question.
If i had a dollar for every time someone impersonated Tim Allen's grunting from Home Improvement, how much money would i have in 5 years? (Excluding people who make that noise as part of a mental illness)
RE: ASK SDP! - Shadowknight - 02-25-2009
Katt: Let's see, considering the show's age, adding in the male testosterone that causes a need to grunt, the lack of intelligences which requires them to communicate in grunting and punching, I would say if you began collecting today roughly 2500 dollars a year so 12500.
Shadow: UGH UGH UGH!
Katt: If we're counting Shadow make that 200,000 dollars.
RE: ASK SDP! - Bee - 02-25-2009
Renny: ....well, SOMEONE *glaring at Brandon* locked up the plastic explosives...and all the explosives...and the firearms, and the bladed weapons, and the artillery....all I have access to now is the car parts he has laying around....
....any other ideas?
Brandon: ....where'd that Intake Manifold run off to?
Renny: ...then again, it is very amusing to watch him look for something he isn't going to find....*hides the part in the Void*
RE: ASK SDP! - Crimson Fox - 02-25-2009
Zorromon: Hey, I've got a question, which one of you jokers drank my beer? *raises completely empty mega keg before crushing it on his head like a tin can and kicking it away in rage*
RE: ASK SDP! - tigerlily - 02-25-2009
(02-25-2009, 07:36 AM)Crimson Fox Wrote: Zorromon: Hey, I've got a question, which one of you jokers drank my beer? *raises completely empty mega keg before crushing it on his head like a tin can and kicking it away in rage*
Lax: ....Opps that was your beer? My bad....BURRRRRRRRRRP!
Tigerlily: I can burp louder! BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRUPPPPUOPP!
Linvar: ...Wow such rude manners...
RE: ASK SDP! - Shadowknight - 02-25-2009
Shadow: Wait a second, *Looks closely at Tigerlily* It's a scientific fact that girl's do not belch.
Katt: Like you know anything about science. You still think gravity works because of invisible monkies grabbing everything that goes into the air.
Shadow: As soon as I fix the problems with these super invisibility detecting goggles *Holds up two coke bottles glued together with some broken glass frames* I'll prove it.
RE: ASK SDP! - DragonMasterX - 02-25-2009
I'm in the need to make a very bad pun about Sony.
Quote:Yeah I have a question, where the f**k are my pants!?!
Everybody wears pants. We do not! *Puts arms on his sides proudly* BURGER! *Jumps onto the burger and eats it down in such a wild manner he looks like a dinosaur chowing onto prey*
Reno: RAR! *Jumps onto Slash and chews on his tail*
Dot: And while this goes on, I'll keep answering the unanswered questions.
Quote:Zorromon: Hey, I've got a question, which one of you jokers drank my beer?
Dot: Sorry Lily, but it wasn't you. It was that guy. *Points to the Joker*
Joker: WHY. SO. SERI-
DMX: *Slices Joker in half with his Mastermune* That joke is overused already. *Joker regenerates before his halves fall off* Wow, he's tough.
Dot: Well what do you expect? Classic comic characters are like cookroaches.