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- DragonMasterX - 08-02-2006 Solution: Hours of uninterrupted personal fun. DMX: *wakes up in South sector* What the hell just happened? AquaVeemon: Don't worry cutie, you are in the lake now. DMX: *looks around and notices lots of girls in the water ahead* AquaVeemons & AquaRivamon: Hi sexy dragon! *wink* AquaVeemon: You know, you are the only male in this sector. DMX: *stays silent, then looks down on own crotch* You better be ready. Circumstance: 9 months later billions of sexy dragonesses over populate the Digital World. - Shadowknight - 08-02-2006 Solution: HUNTING SEASON!! *Grabs the dragon buster sword* Circumstance: It's time for some population control. - DragonMasterX - 08-03-2006 Solution: The dragonesses are wearing bikinis you can easily take off. Circumstance: You have 15 of them hunting you down just so they can all get laid with you. And you just wasted all your ammunition. - Shadowknight - 08-04-2006 Solution: I knew I shoulda bought extra rounds for this thing! *Throws the dragon buster sword away cutting through a tree by accident* Okay, only one solution left! *Rips off his shirt to be revealed in a speedo* DANCE TIME! *His super dance causes the Dragons to pass out from over horniness* YAY! I knew that would work. ???: ARE YOU CHEATING!? Shadow: Huh? *Turns around to stare into the angry face of a Renamon* Hehe, would you believe no? Circumstance: JEALOUS RENAMON!! *Dodges a shard of ice as he runs* ANGER! DEATH! PAIN! SAVE MEEEEE~ - DragonMasterX - 08-05-2006 Solution: You just created the doom itself. Renamon: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?! DMX: That you are pretty, smart, you have a cute face and I don't even think if what I'm saying is because of the beer. Renamon: *stops to think about the whole sentence to find anything of sense in it* DMX: Problem solved. Circumstance: She is somehow getting stronger and more inteligent with each second passing and she's planning our doom in 5 posts. - Crimson Fox - 08-05-2006 Solution: I will appease her with an offering. *Crimson has offered the mighty Renamon a plate of lemon rice balls, a favorite among kitsune* Renamon: Rice balls, hmmm. *eats one* Delicious! *starts eating the whole plate* Circumstance: That snack's only going to slow her down, we need a real solution before she gives us our doom in 4 posts. - Shadowknight - 08-05-2006 Solution: Keep feeding her rice balls till she's too fat to chase us! Circumstance: Where do we get that many rice balls in 3 posts? - DragonMasterX - 08-06-2006 Solution: Beer, Pie, or SPAM. Circumstance: We need to choose between these three trouble/solution makers before 2 posts elapse! - Crimson Fox - 08-06-2006 Solution: Pie, it's the solution to everything! *gives Renamon a lemon meringue pie* Renamon: Humph, the only thing I'm hungry for is revenge! *hits Crimson in the face with the pie* Circumstance: She actually resisted the temptations of the pie. *eats remainder on face* Quick, we need to decide between beer and SPAM before the final post! - DragonMasterX - 08-06-2006 Solution: BEER! *throws a beer can desperately to Renamon* Renamon: *evades* *beer can hits a wall and it breaks, making millions of lemon rice balls fall inside Renamon's mouth, and she eats them all happily* DMX: Heck yes! Circumstance: Instead of becoming fat, Renamon became literally a giantess like in cartoons, and she has all of us in her immense paw. DMX: Bad idea, BAD IDEA!! |