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- Herr Mullen - 07-19-2006
Jyou sighed as he looked at the screen in front of him. Once again, he had been rejected, outcast.
"Your characterisation of Joe is completly off; there's no way he's that brave! And I doubt he could take down a Devimon by himself. You seem completely obsessed by Joe and Mimi: why don't you try something with Tai, for once? And, by the way... pebnis size? Be realistic."
Jyou's tears welled up in his eyes. "Why can't Wisemon give me a good reveiw for once?" he muttered, as he shut down the computer.
(23rd of July Edit.)
Sorry, I had one I couldn't hold in.
Daisuke pointed at Vandemon's giant mouth hanging in the sky in front of him. "It's a bloody giant mouth,!" he exclaimed, giggling. Then he took another long drag of the substance in his other hand.
Gatomon eats cake! Yamato's an astronaught! Hahahaha!
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Not my kind of thing, but it's still rather funny.
- KS_Naslund - 08-07-2006
Veemon: Hey, Gatomon?
Gatomon: Yeah?
Veemon: Umm... sorry, this isn't really that easy to say, but... I think you're kinda cute...
Gatomon: ......
Veemon: Sorry, I shouldn't have---
Gatomon: ---Got twenty bucks?
Veemon: SURE!
Gatomon: K, meet me in that cave over there in five.
- Master Grim - 08-07-2006
Gatomon - Who the hell are you?
Renamon - I could ask you the sme thing...
Gatomon - I asked first!
Renamon - But I'm bigger than you!
Gatomon - But I'm a champion level!
Renamon - You look like a baby to me!
Gatomon - *fumes*
Renamon - *laughing*
Gatomon - THAT'S IT! *leaps with claws extended*
Renamon - Pathetic! *holds her at arms length as she tries to attack*
- Master Grim - 08-07-2006
Guilmon and Renamon from Tamers run behind a tree and we hear little wet squishy noises
Guilmon - What's this?
Renamon - SHUT UP AND FUCK ME!!! :shock: Did I just say that out loud?
Guilmon - Ya!
Takato + Rika - *sweat drop*
- digital1 - 09-12-2006
ROTFLMAO @ whole topic
i think i will give this a try
tohma: "gaomon!"
gaomon:"yes master?"
tohma: "do my report for DATS for me"
gaomon: "no master!"
tohma: "what!"
gaomon:"no master!"
tohma: "gaomon, your supposed to be obediant"
gaomon:" not anymore, now im your master, unless you want commander satsuma to see these pictures i took of you and masaru last night" *holds up a disk*
tohma *embaressed* "fine just don't show anybody, or tell anybody"
gaomon: "good, now give me your digiviceIC"
tohma:*give gao the digivice*
gaomon: "now, tohma digivolve!"
tohma:"i can't do that!"
gaomon:" ok then" *runs off with the disk, to show the commander*
- Master Grim - 09-13-2006
Guilmon - Oh, oh! I got a good one Takato!
Takato - Let's hear it!
Guilmon - What's big, red and smells bad?
Takato - YOUR BACK SIDE!!
Guilmon - Takato!
Renamon - *fails to stifle laugh*
Rika - :shock: *BOING*
- Disturbed - 09-13-2006
Wargreymon: Hi Blackwargreymon whats up?
Blackwargreymon: Aw hey what up cuz
Wargreymon: uh...cuz? We're not related.
Blackwargreymon: I know I know but you still my dawg.
Wargreymon: Dawg?
Blackwargreymon: Word dawg.
Wargreymon: huh....oh god.
Blackwargreymon: What? Whats yo problem? Dont be playa hatin now?
Wargreymon: Blackwargreymon...just because your name has Black in it doesnt mean you have to act black!
Blackwargreymon: Man you gotta stop hatin. Dont hate the playa hate the game.
Wargreymon: *sweat drop*
- Master Grim - 09-13-2006
XD Nice one!
Patamon - Uh... TK?
TK - Yeah?
Patamon - I'm not a guy.
TK - *sweat drop* I knew that.
Patamon - Huh? Ho-*BOING* TK! *VERY SCARY ANIME FACE!!!*
TK - *shrinks* Eep!
- DJ Rocket - 09-14-2006
Viva La Bam Prank Wars Spoof.
Rocket: Hi, I'm DJ Rocket, this is my bro T.K. Ishida and this is Kari and Rika's Hummer.
*both boys hold electric hacksaws, they begin to slice off the roof of the hummer*
Megamon: Do you know what you're doing?
Rocket: I have no Idea!
Patamon: You know Kari and Rika won't let you have sex with them if you do this.
T.K.: Who cares? MTV is giving us phat cash for this.
Megamon and Patamon: *sweatdrops*
- Cel - 09-14-2006
Renamon: Actually, Digimon don't have gender.
OH, WAIT! THAT DID HAPPEN! DAMN IT! !$%%!$^@#%