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RE: Hi everyone! - johalt - 04-02-2011
Hmm, maybe dmx wasn't such a good present after all...
Rofl
RE: Hi everyone! - Frisk E. Coyote - 04-03-2011
Well I know the perfect thing to get our new member! ^ ^ First thing's first! Please select the gender of your present~!
*Provides a pair of boxes, one with the symbol for male, and one with the symbol for female*
RE: Hi everyone! - Shadowknight - 04-03-2011
He's a fine present, a million and one uses. Stick him infront of a door to keep it from closing, put him in the passenger seat to drive in the carpool lane. See? There's two right there.
RE: Hi everyone! - johalt - 04-03-2011
Yeah, but is he cost effective? (serious question)
RE: Hi everyone! - Shadowknight - 04-03-2011
Sure he is, just buy him about 3000 pizzas a day, a couple thousand pies, and a few 14ft tall dragon hookers and he's happy.
RE: Hi everyone! - johalt - 04-03-2011
... Well, that's about my upkeep, though 14 ft hookers is slightly much, and I'm just a rookie ;3 XD
RE: Hi everyone! - Shadowknight - 04-03-2011
If you don't have the means to care for a 10foot dragon god then you shouldn't have gotten one.
RE: Hi everyone! - johalt - 04-03-2011
... Dude, he was here four years before I found this place let alone I joined: he is sooo not mine!
(btw anybody notice how the newbie only posted once then left?)
RE: Hi everyone! - Shadowknight - 04-03-2011
Well his loss, guess he doesn't want his gift. *Throws DMX onto a stage* Alright bidding begins at 300 pizzas, do I hear 350?
RE: Hi everyone! - deathseal1390 - 04-06-2011
<.<... *is tempted to steal the tied dmx)