Shadow: Hi.
Shadow: Hi.
Shadow: I like swords.
Shadow: NO WAY! I like swords!
Shadow: DUDE!
Shadow: Do you like porno?
Shadow: TOTALLY!
Slashmon: OH HELL NO!! *Decapitates one of the Shadow's* DON'T I SUFFER ENOUGH!?
The capsule contains the grim reaper.
GO AWAY WHEN I GET CANCER I'LL LET YOU KNOW OKAY!!!
The capsule contains shavings from the back of a very hairy man
*Sets fire to the capsule and throws it into a church* That's gonna be funny when the hair catches.
The capsule contains...
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A BUNNY!!!
Saphire: Awwww cute bunny *huggles the bunny*
The capsule contains a puppy
Monica: Yay, cute puppy! *huggles it*
The capsule contains blueberry yogurt.
Hey I love yogurt *grabs a giant spoon and starts shoveling it into hos maw*
The capsule contains a plushy of Ada
Mar: *Grabs the plushy and snuggles*
Capsule contains growth pills.
Shady: *Runs up quickly and swallows the capsule before Shadow can pick it up*
Shadow: Oh that won't end well.
Shady: *Starts swelling up and grows to the size of a large house* RUF RUF RUF!!
The capsule contains a laser gun.
Crimson: Laser gun...meh, death rays are the way to go. *zaps an innocent bystander into dust*
The capsule contains radioactive waste.
Shadow: Cool... Isn't this supposed to give me super powers?
*next day*
Doctor: You have cancer. Probably from that radioactive waste. Why the hell would you touch that stuff?
Shadow: To get super powers.
Doctor: That's just stupid. You get powers from radioactive animals, not waste.
The capsule contains a tarantula.