Wow, that's surprising. XD Happy Birthday!! Umm....I guess you can have 22 virgins, and you don't have to worry about blowing any buildings up for me~~
Happy frickalistic birthday to you, Crimson!! I brought you 22 eggs!
Prowl: Eggs? Of all the stuff we coulda' gotten him on shopping day, you bought him eggs!?
-Did I mention they were eggs that TOTALLY WARP REALITY TO THE OWNER'S CHOOSING EACH TIME HE/SHE BREAKS ONE!? 22 Eggs of Primordial Godly DOOM!! *produces a set of oddly apple shaped eggs*
Prowl: Now where the hell did you buy- no- forget that- With your monthly income? HOW the hell did you buy those!?
[Somewhere in Olympus]
Eris: *screeching* SOMEONE LIKE, STOLE ALL MY TOTALLY GNARLY GOLDEN APPLES!! That's like, TOTALLY not hot!
[Crimson Fox's Birthday]
Mnm... that's not important.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
Happy birthday Crimson. *Throws you a bound and gagged Freya Crescent* Careful she bites. Very hard. And often.
Heh, that was a funny song. Thanks, dude.
Crimson: So hawt... *hugs the bound Freya Crescent tightly* Hehe, we're going to have so much fun when we get home. <3
(05-07-2010 08:00 AM)Erethzium Wrote: I'd get you 22 Vook clones, but I think there'd be a nuclear explosion from the intense concentration of sexy in such a small place.
*lol* That's okay. Thanks, dude.
Crimson: I would never be able to satisfy that many Vooks! D:
(05-07-2010 08:03 AM)RaptorSyn Wrote: Happy Birthday!!!
Your present is this>>>
Absolutely NOTHING!!!
lololololololol.
Actually if you want a present, I could write a lemon for you.
Nah, you don't need to write me anything. Thanks, dude. :P
(05-07-2010 08:04 AM)DragonMasterX Wrote: Dot: *Wearing cute fake chef suit* We have finished! *Rolls in a table with a huge chocolate cake decorated with whipped cream and strawberries* We got you a happy birthday gift, Crimson! I still haven't told my brother, so it'll be safe to ea- *Cake falls apart as DMX falls off the dessert, cheeks full of cake stuffing*
DMX: Never though chocolate and strawberries would taste so good.
Dot: *Smacks her forehead* Now we know why we had to wheel it in instead of carrying it...
Crimson: *picks up a large piece of cake that flew off when Mar burst out of the cake* Mmmm, this is really good. Thanks, Dottie!
(05-07-2010 08:09 AM)AetherRose Wrote: *runs 22 swords into the ground* Where shall we begin?
Crimson: I don't even know what we're doing. :P *picks up a sword and swings it around playfully* Ah, deadly weapons, a classic but awesome gift. Thanks!
You can have 22 shots of vodka, and if you're still standing afterwards, then i'll be impressed and i'll buy you a hooker. <3
Crimson: Let's do it! *downs a vodka shot and passes out*
Zorromon: Lightweight. *facepalms*
(05-07-2010 09:45 AM)Masquerade Wrote: Wow, that's surprising. XD Happy Birthday!! Umm....I guess you can have 22 virgins, and you don't have to worry about blowing any buildings up for me~~
Crimson: *drools as he sees the 22 virgins before he pulls a curtain over the scene* Heheh. XD *several sounds of pleased ladies fills the air*
(05-07-2010 10:29 AM)Psycho Backlasher Wrote: Happy frickalistic birthday to you, Crimson!! I brought you 22 eggs!
Prowl: Eggs? Of all the stuff we coulda' gotten him on shopping day, you bought him eggs!?
-Did I mention they were eggs that TOTALLY WARP REALITY TO THE OWNER'S CHOOSING EACH TIME HE/SHE BREAKS ONE!? 22 Eggs of Primordial Godly DOOM!! *produces a set of oddly apple shaped eggs*
Prowl: Now where the hell did you buy- no- forget that- With your monthly income? HOW the hell did you buy those!?
[Somewhere in Olympus]
Eris: *screeching* SOMEONE LIKE, STOLE ALL MY TOTALLY GNARLY GOLDEN APPLES!! That's like, TOTALLY not hot!
[Crimson Fox's Birthday]
Mnm... that's not important.
Crimson: Cool, thanks! Let's try it! *he breaks an egg which causes several dragoness goddesses to surround him* Oh yeah, this will work just fine.
(05-07-2010 01:51 PM)GabumonFan Wrote: Happy birthday. *shows up with 22 pedants* oops, misread that note. Well for now you get nothing sorry.
You birthday Prescent is a 22 chocolate cakes and 22 massive bottles of Vodka. But don't eat them and drink all at once, you don't want to be sick!
Crimson: Yay! More vodka! *drinks more vodka and eats the cake before he passes out again*
Zorromon: *whistles innocently as he steals some of Crimson's vodka*
(05-07-2010 10:41 PM)fred_18_2008 Wrote: happy belated b-day, here is a gift certificate to...well, whatever you scribble down and the black price, just no asking where it came from. <.<;;
Crimson: :P Alrighty. How about $22 for Best Buy? Then I can go buy Dead Space. XD