Holy shitstorm, Dua! This is an amazing anecdote I shall share with other people's grandchildren when I get older!
That will be an amazing lesson:
"Remember kids: If your cousin is a punk with long hair and a furry fetish whose best friend is a sexy, Navajo girl; DO NOT try to hook up with the friend using your cousin!"
*Sniffs* Classic. *Wipes his dribbly nosepad with the back of his paw*
But ohhh! A Navajo girl? How exotic! Cousins can be such pains in the rear sometimes. X3