07-27-2010, 11:52 AM
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07-27-2010, 12:18 PM
School, family and pre-university drama. You'll see him around here when he gets hungry. Or horny. Or both. Root for him while you wait, by the way.
07-27-2010, 01:05 PM
He's around. I normally find him humping random things on YIM.
07-27-2010, 01:58 PM
Well, I wondered what happened to him. Once I noticed he was gone.
But at least I didn't have to tell anyone "Don't be weirdboy."
But at least I didn't have to tell anyone "Don't be weirdboy."
07-29-2010, 08:32 AM
Don't you miss having someone to be superior to Unknown?
Also Ray's been mostly only able to get onto Yahoo and a few other places, family has really run down his DaD ontime it would seem
Also Ray's been mostly only able to get onto Yahoo and a few other places, family has really run down his DaD ontime it would seem
07-30-2010, 01:54 PM
(07-29-2010, 08:32 AM)Guilmon and a shotgun Wrote: [ -> ]Don't you miss having someone to be superior to Unknown?
Why. I have most of all of you. Ha ha ha. *smirk*
08-11-2010, 06:37 AM
*Appears in a great big poof of confetti, bacon, and leather accessories*
I HAVE technically RETURNED!!
*scratches the back of his head in embarrassment* Well, I didn't technically go anywhere, I mean, I wasn't planning to, it just happened... so I never got the chance to make a BRB thread. Major apologies to all!
Last Time, on the Horn E. Coyote Show...
Ray: I tried. Also- ROIDS!! D:
[And Then... Post Exam Depression]
Ray: BAWWWW examination stress- I'm sure I faaaailed! Baaaaw!
[And Then... Internet Problems]
Ray: *Bashing laptop with head* WHY-WON'T-MY-INTERNET-STABILIZE!?
[And Then... Sister Arrives]
Ray: *Sitting outside his room* May I use my laptop please?
Ray's Sister: GO SCREW YOURSELF WITH A FORK I'M LIEK TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND KAY GOD LOSER ASDADSF I LEAVE MY SANITARY NAPKINS ON YOUR BED NAO.
Ray: I masturbate on that bed... *sleeps on pull-out couch and does not masturbate for two months*
[And Then... Acceptance]
Ray: I can't fight it. There are just some things in my life that I have no control over~ I shall make the best of it!
Ray's Parents: We've decided that you don't do enough chores and are now a liability.
Ray: SPOOT!
[And Then... Sister Leaves]
Everyone: Good bye Ray's sister! We'll miss you!
Ray's Mom: Don't you have anything to say to your sister?
Ray's Dad: You'll probably NOT see her again in another four years.
Ray: GTFO!! *Followed by retaking of room with lots of masturbation*
[And Then... Need For Job]
Ray: *Spends a couple of hours making a CV and posting them to store websites, and handing them out to stores* Oh boy! Oh boy! I'm gonna get a job! I'm gonna contribute to society~! *Attends lots of interviews and does great* WOO HOO!! I'm sure to get more than ONE job now!
*Soon*
Employers: You did amazing in the interviews and you're very cheery, we like that, but the job was taken by a relative/close friend/old flame/woman I lust for just a few hours ago. *Job Blocks*
Ray: SPOOT!!
[And Then... College Interviews]
Ray: I'm really nervous, but you don't notice this, cuz I have a perpetual SMILEY RAPE FACE!
College: We'll get back to you, you did well!
*weeks later*
Ray: *Waiting outside for mailman/e-mail* SPOOOOOOT!!!
[And Then... The Bounce Back]
Ray: *happy as a clam* At least I can talk to my friends on YM from time to time, despite sleeping nearly 14 hours a day due to stress and only being able to chat with them for very brief moments! *Internet undergoes upgrades that will severely limit internet time* ...Spoot.
[And Then... The Return of the Kink]
Ray: Hai, I'm back, sorry for absence, here now, what did I miss? *Glomps everyone and Unknown twice* I am SO sorry I did an accidental vanishing act! I missed youuuu guyyyys!
I HAVE technically RETURNED!!
*scratches the back of his head in embarrassment* Well, I didn't technically go anywhere, I mean, I wasn't planning to, it just happened... so I never got the chance to make a BRB thread. Major apologies to all!
Last Time, on the Horn E. Coyote Show...
Ray: I tried. Also- ROIDS!! D:
[And Then... Post Exam Depression]
Ray: BAWWWW examination stress- I'm sure I faaaailed! Baaaaw!
[And Then... Internet Problems]
Ray: *Bashing laptop with head* WHY-WON'T-MY-INTERNET-STABILIZE!?
[And Then... Sister Arrives]
Ray: *Sitting outside his room* May I use my laptop please?
Ray's Sister: GO SCREW YOURSELF WITH A FORK I'M LIEK TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND KAY GOD LOSER ASDADSF I LEAVE MY SANITARY NAPKINS ON YOUR BED NAO.
Ray: I masturbate on that bed... *sleeps on pull-out couch and does not masturbate for two months*
[And Then... Acceptance]
Ray: I can't fight it. There are just some things in my life that I have no control over~ I shall make the best of it!
Ray's Parents: We've decided that you don't do enough chores and are now a liability.
Ray: SPOOT!
[And Then... Sister Leaves]
Everyone: Good bye Ray's sister! We'll miss you!
Ray's Mom: Don't you have anything to say to your sister?
Ray's Dad: You'll probably NOT see her again in another four years.
Ray: GTFO!! *Followed by retaking of room with lots of masturbation*
[And Then... Need For Job]
Ray: *Spends a couple of hours making a CV and posting them to store websites, and handing them out to stores* Oh boy! Oh boy! I'm gonna get a job! I'm gonna contribute to society~! *Attends lots of interviews and does great* WOO HOO!! I'm sure to get more than ONE job now!
*Soon*
Employers: You did amazing in the interviews and you're very cheery, we like that, but the job was taken by a relative/close friend/old flame/woman I lust for just a few hours ago. *Job Blocks*
Ray: SPOOT!!
[And Then... College Interviews]
Ray: I'm really nervous, but you don't notice this, cuz I have a perpetual SMILEY RAPE FACE!
College: We'll get back to you, you did well!
*weeks later*
Ray: *Waiting outside for mailman/e-mail* SPOOOOOOT!!!
[And Then... The Bounce Back]
Ray: *happy as a clam* At least I can talk to my friends on YM from time to time, despite sleeping nearly 14 hours a day due to stress and only being able to chat with them for very brief moments! *Internet undergoes upgrades that will severely limit internet time* ...Spoot.
[And Then... The Return of the Kink]
Ray: Hai, I'm back, sorry for absence, here now, what did I miss? *Glomps everyone and Unknown twice* I am SO sorry I did an accidental vanishing act! I missed youuuu guyyyys!
08-11-2010, 06:40 AM
Welcome back, Ray. Disaster in Sector 7, get your mop ready.
08-11-2010, 07:50 AM
Welcome back Ray! I was wondering what was going on since I haven't seen you lately. Though times may be rough, there's always a light somewhere in there. ^^ *Is knocked into a spin*
Misato (Age18): RAY! *Hugs him tightly* I missed chu...
Matthew: @_@
Raye: *Stops Matthew's spinning* Yeah, we all missed you. *Waves, smiles* Welcome back!
Misato (Age18): RAY! *Hugs him tightly* I missed chu...
Matthew: @_@
Raye: *Stops Matthew's spinning* Yeah, we all missed you. *Waves, smiles* Welcome back!
08-11-2010, 09:58 AM
*nibbles on psycho backlasher*
oh and "I'm really nervous, but you don't notice this, cuz I have a perpetual SMILEY RAPE FACE!" - ftw
oh and "I'm really nervous, but you don't notice this, cuz I have a perpetual SMILEY RAPE FACE!" - ftw
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