My mom does not still put away my laundry!!!
But, yeah...
I sadly do not have such an awesome ceiling...
My room is pretty much "Hide stuff proof"
Hide stuff in among your clothes. Just make sure not to empty the drawrs of clothing while the pics are in there.
Hmm...
that is an excellent idea...
I shall do that!
I have a spring board mattress so I hide them there, for the rest of my stories: I made a few books out of them and I keep the books inside a safe that I hid behind a fake 3-d painting of a skull shooting out of the picture.
I just leave all my porn lying around for my parents to see. However, it's the "normal" porn, and it keeps my parents from looking around. If they DID look, they'd find my Unforgivable Porn, because there's merely no way to hide it. But they don't, because they think all my porn is out in the open, and that I'm a normal every day pervert without a girlfriend. X3
That's pretty clever, Ray. Of course, we all here know that the word normal, dont apply to you :P
But dont worry, that only makes us like ya more. So I guess its a win win.
Lucky!
You can just leave porn lying around?! My parents would snap my neck if they found so much as a sports illustrated calender in my room! Imagine what they would do if they found my collection
Thanks for all the ideas guys! I will probably put all of them to use!
P.S.
Just found out last night that nothing goes better together then listening to an Ozzy CD and looking at cat girls!
Well, I just turned 19 last month, so they kinda don't have the right to tell me not to look at porn when I want to, unless I leave it OUTSIDE my room for everyone to see, or if it's illegal! X3 We'll put it this way; I let people walk into my room, my own little private space, where I sleep, listen to music, masturbate, and decorate as I see fit. I keep the rest of the house tidy and do all my chores so they can't complain, so they DEFINITELY can't complain if they find out how much of a deviant their only son is by spotting a few FHMs, Playboy Magazines or The Complete Encyclopedia of Dogs lying around his room. X3
Still, I'd love to get a job and eventually get my own living space where I can walk around naked and stuff. X3 That's the best storage place you can get I suppose, your own pad. Or a lock for your room! XD