12-12-2009, 09:23 AM
(Read at ur own risk)Ready?....ur face is so facey that ur mom's face had to face itself in an arm-wrestling face pastry fight to the face afterdeath. Thus, both three faces killed the laptop with bubble wrap in which ur face popped in Mexico. Ur face is so weird it's normal to the extremely in the middleness. Therefore, ur face had to use the Stick of Silent Loudness to face ur darkest lightbulb. Then, ur face took a taxi bus for some funtastical adventures in whimisical mushroom land of spotted polar bears. There, it pulled the legendary pen in the rock and fought off the evil pacifist of Sflxnondidididion. But, the pen ran out of octopus ink and exploded ressurecting the not-dead-yet mushroom pie people. Then, PARTY UR FACE OFF!! Funeral, face dies, but pen explodes again, sending ur face to the Land of Behemothy Midgets, where it ate ur face into interdimensional travel through time in a cardboard box. Finally, ur face burped it's way through ur window and slapped back onto ur invisibbbbbbble face of blankness, then you wake up. That's why ur face is always so tired in the morning. (This makes no sense? Well, duh, ur face makes no sense, oh!)