On the 11th on X-mas, a pervert gave to me, 11 Veemon a-fucking, 10 slutty Palmons, 9 horny AquaVeemons, 8 breast enlargements, 7 Gatomon pleasure slaves, 6 Digimon fucking, 5 orgies, 4 sexy naked bangaa's, 3 rolls of condoms, 2 cases of Rena Sauce and a Renamon tied to tree.
Dark: *watching with a grin*
Me: On come Dark, you know that you want to get it there.
Dark: Yeah, I know. But sometimes it's funner to watch.
On the 12th day of X-mas, a pervert gave to me, 12 dick inflations, 11 Veemon a-fucking, 10 slutty Palmons, 9 horny AquaVeemons, 8 breast enlargements, 7 Gatomon pleasure slaves, 6 Digimon fucking, 5 orgies, 4 sexy naked bangaa's, 3 rolls of condoms, 2 cases of Rena Sauce and a Renamon tied to tree.
On the first day of X-mas a pervert gave to me, a cute DarkChibimon in a tree.
Dark: Get me out of the damm tree!
Me: Sorry, Dark you have to wait until we version of the song done.
On the 2nd day of X-ma-
Dorumon: Venin!
Me: What?!
Dorumon: What'cha doing?
Me: What do you mean what am I doing? I'm singing. There's always random caroling at X-mas time.
Dorumon: But it's-
Me: November, I know. That's already been pointed out.
Dorumon: Anyway, there's another assignment for ya.
Me: *reads* Keep it up....*stops* who wrote this?
Dorumon: *smiles* I did.
Me: Why? That was unnecessary. You could've saved a tree by not writing this.
Dorumon: But I did save a tree. See, there's one in which a DarkChibimon is tied to.
Me:...Did you tie him up?
Dorumon: *looks away* No!
Me:Hmm...what was my line again?...Oh yeah.
On the 2nd day of X-mas, a pervert gave to me, 2 large dildos, and a cute DarkChibimon in a tree.
On the 3rd day of x-mas, a pervert gave to me, 3 leather whips, 2 large dildos, and a cute DarkChibimon in a tree.
On the 4th day of x-mas, a pervert gave to me, 4 sexy flamedramons, 3 leather whips, 2 large dildos, and a cute DarkChibimon in a tree.
On the 5th day of x-mas, a pervert gave to me... *Opera style* 5 Biyomon slaves!!! .... *Panting* 4 sexy flamedramons, 3 leather whips, 2 large dildos, and a cute DarkChibimon in a tree.
Jerri: *Tickles Dark's chin* Awww... so cute. *Giggles*
On the 6th day of x-mas, a pervert gave to me 6 horny Lucario's, 5 Biyomon slaves 4 sexy flamedramons, 3 leather whips, 2 large dildos, and a cute DarkChibimon in a tree.
Me: *Druel* awww its not even my birth day.
Ces: You can go after them in five minutes.
Me: Aw.
On the 7th day of x-mas, a pervert gave to me; 7 multiple orgasms, 6 horny Lucario's, 5 Biyomon slaves 4 sexy flamedramons, 3 leather whips, 2 large dildos, and a cute DarkChibimon in a tree~~~!!
On the 8th day of x-mas, a pervert gave to me, 8 transformations, 7 multiple orgasms, 6 horny Lucario's, 5 Biyomon slaves 4 sexy flamedramons, 3 leather whips, 2 large dildos, and a cute DarkChibimon in a tree.
Dark: *smiles a bit* Yeah, I'm cute.