You said it not me. So there's not much I can add now.
It's only true. So, does that mean the jokes are over? :P I liked them in a way.
No, there's a lot more. I was just trying to figure out how to say B-cups aren't that small. But
http://www.boobpedia.com/ doesn't have a category on B-cups. Only C.
Lol... How'd I know they weren't over? xD Did you know phones vibrate like crazy!? IT FELT SOOOOO GOOD!
I've got better/worse.
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600
I expect some of you people here to post some of these things. Or I bet you might.
And in case you're wondering, don't use the head on your clitoris. It might hurt. Take the whole thing and place it with the on switch sticking out.
Actually I already did that, it felt amazing. It did hurt though, but I like a -BIT- of pain during masturbating and sex.
i'm a daredevil and a sick fuck
There i admitted it
YAY! I like sick fucks, they're so awesome! xD
Wow Kalyx is lucky. He's got himself quite the lady. I'm the Japanese can help with that pain in pleasure thing you have.
That's alright... thanks for the offer. xD