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Some people might know this. In Blue Collar Comedy Tour, they had something called "I Believe." The objective here is to say what you believe, be it anything.

Example:

I believe... that anyone who wants to wear a thong, has to go through an application process.

Then the next person would say-

I believe... That ignorance of the law is no excuse... and I'm quotin' a New York City judge on this one.

And so on and so forth. I'll begin.


I believe... that honesty is not always the best policy, especially when you're cheating on your wife or girlfriend.

I believe... that anyone who tries to have sex with Angewomon should be given a nice, swift kick in the pants.

I believe...

That if you want to wear tight pants, then the person should go through an application process.

I believe... that a bisexual person should not be allowed to go both ways at the same time.

i believe... that cheese is god's food.

I believe... That there should be some actual food around here..

I Believe.... i can flyyyy!!! i believe i can touch the skyyyy!!

XD

I believe...

That I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed

o.O

I believe... She thinks my tractor's sexy.

I believe... that because of inflation, a bird in the hand is not worth even a half of one in a garden shrub