06-02-2007, 12:12 PM
A group for people who are sick of their real life jobs and want an awesome new job.
So I present to you: The Ancient Order of Ninjaburger! A company devoted to serving hot and tasty ancestral burgers with absolute stealth and secrecy. Employees who remain loyal to Ninja Burger are treated with honor and respect. The company offers a cafeteria-style health plan, 401K (with matching up to 4%), stock options, regular raises every 6 months and a complete employee uniform package, including black outfit and face mask, tabi boots, and a standard equipment.
Pros:
~Free uniform including tabi boots and ninja sword/ancestral spatula
~On-The-Job Training in:
Cons:
~Not being able to tell anyone what you do for a living. Ever.
~Being under constant attack by Ninja Burger's unscrupulous fast-food enemies.
~Having to commit seppuku to cleanse Ninjaburger of dishonor if you fail at your Ninjaburger duties.
NOTE! I don't want to lead this group. I'm just throwing it out there for someone else to lead. I just want to be a ninjachef :P
the REAL Ninja Burger is © and ® 1999-2006 æthereal FORGE.
"You WILL experience the NinjaBurger Difference!"
So I present to you: The Ancient Order of Ninjaburger! A company devoted to serving hot and tasty ancestral burgers with absolute stealth and secrecy. Employees who remain loyal to Ninja Burger are treated with honor and respect. The company offers a cafeteria-style health plan, 401K (with matching up to 4%), stock options, regular raises every 6 months and a complete employee uniform package, including black outfit and face mask, tabi boots, and a standard equipment.
Pros:
~Free uniform including tabi boots and ninja sword/ancestral spatula
~On-The-Job Training in:
- Taijutsu - Unarmed Combat
- Kendo / Ninja Ken - Swordsmanship
- Bojutsu - Staff fighting
- Shurikenjutsu - Blade throwing
- Kusarigama - Sickle and chain weapon
- Yari - Spear fighting
- Naginata - Halberd fighting
- Bajutsu - Horsemanship
- Suiren - Swimming techniques
- Kayakujutsu - Use of gunpowder
- Bo Ryaku - Strategies
- Choho - Espionage
- Shinobi Iri - Infiltration
- Intonjutsu - Lying low
- Hensojutsu - Disguise
- Tenmon - Meteorology
- Chimon - Geography
- Seishin Teki Kyoyo - Spiritual refinement
- Kyojitsu Tenkan Ho - Philosophy
- Makudonarudo - Fast food (Of course)
Cons:
~Not being able to tell anyone what you do for a living. Ever.
~Being under constant attack by Ninja Burger's unscrupulous fast-food enemies.
~Having to commit seppuku to cleanse Ninjaburger of dishonor if you fail at your Ninjaburger duties.
NOTE! I don't want to lead this group. I'm just throwing it out there for someone else to lead. I just want to be a ninjachef :P
the REAL Ninja Burger is © and ® 1999-2006 æthereal FORGE.
"You WILL experience the NinjaBurger Difference!"