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Renamon_S3 Wrote:Of course farts are funny. However, when you can see a fart, you know something is wrong.

Sulfur gas, sulfur gas,
yellow poof, of the ass.

I made that up, just for you T.

Oh man, that's got to be the first haiku for farting ever.



When will this skilll come to Wow?

Lol. ( I was going to only put "Lol." but.. it says the message is too short. What now?!? If only my message were long enough.. Oh wait.. lol)

:shock:

MISTER BIG T Wrote:

Renamon_S3 Wrote:Of course farts are funny. However, when you can see a fart, you know something is wrong.

Sulfur gas, sulfur gas,
yellow poof, of the ass.

I made that up, just for you T.

Oh man, that's got to be the first haiku for farting ever.

uh sorry to ruin your fun but thats not a haiku

Ok, how about this then: (also, I didn't make this one up)

Here I sit
Broken Hearted,
Came to shit
But only farted.

LOL.

How disgusting. Remind me to never have dinner with any of you.

Doctor Zephyr Wrote:How disgusting. Remind me to never have dinner with any of you.

Why not? You'd keep farting all throughout during our eating because of precense of male/males somehow connects with your bowel movements and you just can't exhausting farts every second?O kay, maybe you'd not fart or anything. But let's asumme you'd most likely fart, maybe even during on the same night. If you fart, any time you have no right to call anyone else who fart anywhere else disgusting.

(Hint if you were really slow; I never posted males farting nor did I boast about my own fartings. I just said female farts were cool and they're funny to behold. (Mainly because girls like Zephyr seem to get all worked up because some women are letting out some out in public) And unless you have a cork up your bum bum, you do fart as well ever now and then; so why play holier than thou characte when we all know it's just fake pretense? (Maybe you have really smelly farts and are ashamed of it coming out to public?) If you have the need to fart, you'll fart and you'll feel relieved. It's not like only closeminded imbecils would be disgusted if you would use such a natural body function. HMMM....)

I don't fart.

Renamon_S3 Wrote:Ok, how about this then: (also, I didn't make this one up)

Here I sit
Broken Hearted,
Came to shit
But only farted.

LOL.

lol idk where you get these honestly i wouldnt think that the kind of people who write poems would write about farting

but its still not a haiku a haiku has sylables that go 5,7,5

Doctor Zephyr Wrote:I don't fart.

:roll: Sure...