1490.
Kyo: Shadow... please help me out, or I will go completely feral on Arnold here.
Lurea: *appears behind Shadow and wraps her arms around his neck* Hiya!
Shadow: Right I'll get right on it, *Feels Lurea behind him* in a few minutes, or hours. Call back in 1491 days.
Arnold: After my massage you will feel like a new man, but first I need to oil up my huge muscles! *Takes out a vat of oil and starts rubbing himself down*
Kurtz: SOMEONE HELP ME GODAMNIT! *tries to run away*
Lurea: *rubs her muzzle along his neck* Come on... you need a break, cutie...
A nice gift if may I say so. *snaps fingers and 1493 loud whack is heard in a nearby NC-17 room* And there's your gift from me Shadow! All yours.
Shadow: That's nice... *not paying any attention*
Arnold: RELAX!! *Grabs kyo and slams him into the table* You are too tense, you need to relax, first we must crack your back. That will help to release the Chi in you, *Cracks his knuckles* I will crack your back 1494 times, that should be enough.
DMX: Well, the whacking sounds failed. I need something else... err... how to think now.
Reno: 1495!!
Shadow: That's nice... *Still not paying any attention as Lurea nuzzles him*
Slashmon: Yeah we lost him, 1496!
Kurtz: DMX, if you kill Arnold for me, I will let Lurea do whatever she wants with you for the next ten weeks, FAIR?!
Lurea: *grins* 1497!
Crimson: I'll do it! *atomizes Arnold with his death ray in less than 1498 milliseconds*
Guess this means you're mine for ten weeks, excited. *shuffles over to Lurea and nuzzles her neck while his fluffy tail wraps around her body*
Lurea: *blushes furiously* Wh-what'dya mean? H-He never s-said anything about that... *lowers her head slightly*