Well... lets see... I wake up at the sound of my sister yelling so I ran to the door of my sisters room and opened it, and was dumped with chocolate syrup. Then I had to go to the bathroom and take a bath afterwards, when I used the shampoo and put it on my hair, it was then afterwards that I noticed it was strawberry syrup in the shampoo bottle. I had to take a bath again, then when I rushed to eat my breakfast, my sister already stole my breakfast and went to school ahead. So I had nothing to eat for breakfast. Then when I got to school, wham, surprise test! But still, I aced it... but when I was very happy about the test, (and the 1000 pesos I found) I called my dad at home to tell him about the good luck I was having, but he interrupted me and told me that my favorite pet dog, Jasmine, died. I couldn't believe what he said that I accidentally dropped the 1000 pesos and some kid took it.
When I went back home in the afternoon, I almost got run over by a car when I crossed the street. As usual, sis gets food again, no food for me again. I was going to bed, but when I threw my clothes off onto my bed, my bed collapsed since my sister disassembled it. So I had to sleep on the cold cold floor >.<
Sorry to hear about your dog. But you've got one bitch of a sister.
DrunkenMunkee Wrote:Sorry to hear about your dog. But you've got one bitch of a sister.
She's younger than me. But she's like a dictator here... almost EVERYONE follows her orders, except me, I just follow her orders since I get bored trying to get back at her, which I can do a lot, simply by clashing swords with her.
She uses a Katana, I use a Silver Rapier.
She uses a Crossbow, I use a Bow.
She uses a Kunai, I use Shurikens.
She throws the oven, I throw the microwave.
Sounds alot like my sister. I got her back though, here's a good prank to tick her off and get her in trouble at the same time.
The exploding toilet (Toilets may differ from the ones I'm used to:
1. take the top off the toilet.
2. find the small black hose and remove it from the tube.
3. place hose on the edge of the back and place the top onto it.
4. wait for sister to flush toilet and enjoy.
Announcer: this has been a paid advertisemen for "Exploding Toilet." from Shadow, the maker of "Exploding Ketchup Bottle" and "Exploding Toothpaste."
Too bad about your poor dog- er... Now I'm rethinking whether I still want a sister or not- if she's like yours- then maybe not- (She dissaembled your BED!?)
I think that's a rising trend in sister pranks. Mine did the same thing. But it's cool I like the bed lower to the ground anyway, I'm always rolling out of it onto the floor.
I'll be your sister. I'm pretty nice, usually. I wont hurt you, I might ignore you if you talk too much about something I dont care abouyt, but I probably wont dissassemble your bed, or anything like that.
I can "pretend" to be your sister- or if you don't mind, I can be your brother. This may lead to incest, so I dunno if it's a good idea.
hmm(anylises*dont care for spelling at the moment*the situation, then thinks about it for a second)damn this got out of hand fast. anyway, my sister(s) can be annoying at times. the eldest is esspecially, but not bad as taking my bed apart which would be utterly impossible unless you can take down a wooden one that has no nails or screws.
damn though, mixing shampoo with syrup and eating all your food, damn my sister just complains about taking care of little kids and says that you aint the boss of me. WHILE ignoring a simple command such as set the table.
and sorry for your money and your dog, cursedhand
Shadowknight Wrote:Sounds alot like my sister. I got her back though, here's a good prank to tick her off and get her in trouble at the same time.
The exploding toilet (Toilets may differ from the ones I'm used to:
1. take the top off the toilet.
2. find the small black hose and remove it from the tube.
3. place hose on the edge of the back and place the top onto it.
4. wait for sister to flush toilet and enjoy.
Announcer: this has been a paid advertisemen for "Exploding Toilet." from Shadow, the maker of "Exploding Ketchup Bottle" and "Exploding Toothpaste."
Ummm... That still doesn't beat my sister's "Exploding Toilet Xtreme Version" ... I opened the bathroom door, and the toilet blows up.
Other stuff she does:
1. Oven Throwing
2. Kunai Throwing
3. Giant Water Balloon
4. Fire Hose attack.