DMX: Yeah, Pies. *slams Pie into Shadow's face* Now, for the counter. *Pie slams itself onto DMX's face, bringing him to the ground and crushing the floor, making a crater* *coughs some dust* Okay... this was... *coughs* quite something... *notices Pie* PIE! *eats Pie from face*
Mankind: Nothings wrong.....i just...LOVE PAIN!...
Seit:.....*inchs away from mankind*
TUL: ;>_>*same*
Shadow: PAIN!!! *Lunges at Mankind with a lead bat*
Slashmon: YOUR PAIN SHALL BE TWO FOLD!! *Lunges with Shadow also carrying his own bat*
*5 hours of hitting with bats later*
Shadow: *Breathing heavily* Is... he... dead?
Slashmon: Doubtful.
Gun: *examines carelessly.* Looks happy to me.
Shadow: Well, only one way to find out. *Lifts up a large armoire* RARRRR! *Drops it on Mankind* Well?
Slashmon: I think you crushed his legs. He's still alive, but he ain't happy.
Shadow: Okay, *Lifts up armoire* Let's try this again! *Drops it on his arms*
Slashmon: Your not very good at this you know that right?
DMX: Mankind can't be happy, there are too many taxes. Though I'm still thinking...
DMX's brain: No kidding. *getting burned*
DMX: *smoke coming from his ears*
Slashmon: Here ya go, *hands DMX a keg* That should handle that little smoking problem.
KRASH!!
Shadow: Did I get him that time?
Slashmon: I think you crushed his feet.
*takes keg* Meaning please? I'm not so good with some words...
Slashmon: What meaning? You drink it and you're brain shuts up.
KRASH!!
Slashmon: No, that was his toe.
KRASH!!
Slashmon: Kidney.
KRASH!!
Slashmon: I don't know what that was but I'm sure it's painful.
KRASH!!
Slashmon: Okay, now you're just doing it to annoy me.
Gun: HE ENJOYS PAIn, OKAY!!? GODDAMNIT!!! IF YOU JUST APPLY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T PAINFUL, YET LETHAL- YOU'RE SURE TO KILL HIM!!! URGH!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY IMPOTENT NEANDERTHALS!!!