Oh... okay- Sorry about that...
And yeah- I took my shoes off and put on house slippers- don't worry- THANKS FOR THE FURRY HENTAI!! I must find a way to declare my undying love for you!
Dark-Shadow: YOU MAY BE A FRIEND OF SHADOW'S BUT IF YOU ATTEMPT TO YIFF ME YOU SHALL PRAY FOR DEATH FOR COUNTLESS CENTURIES BEFORE I GRANT YOU YOUR WISH!! WITHIN THIS WORLD I CAN CONTROL SPACE AND TIME, WITHIN THE SPAN OF A SECOND I COULD STAB YOU NON-STOP FOR WHAT WOULD SEEM LIKE THREE DAYS STRAIGHT!! IMAGINE THE UNTOLD DAMAGE A WEEK IN A DIMENSION LIKE THAT WOULD DO TO YOUR PSYCHE!!
Shadow: Back to business, Chaos I believe you wanted to join the SDP correct? Well, you need a majority vote from the other members (Me, Gun, DMX, Zephyr, and lonely.) I vote yes, your love of dragons practicall guarantees a vote from DMX, So what's Gun the only member currently here say?
Wanna bet? Have you ever seen me Yiff immaterial beings such as yourself? Do you not think I go through what you say *suddenly, eyes glow red, and cock becomes HARD* THIS VERY SECOND? You have nothing on me- YOU WILL BE MY BITCH- I WILL ASS FUCK YOUR IMMATERIAL ASS SO HARD- YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR DEATH FOR WHAT SEEMS AN ETERNITY-
Ahem- *reverts back to cheeerful serene self* Why of course! You get my vote!
Dark-Shadow: WITHIN THE SPAN OF A MILLISECOND I COULD RIP YOUR TINY COCK OFF AND FORCE IT UP YOUR OWN ASS SO FAR YOU'D BE ABLE TO FUCK A GIRL WITH YOUR MOUTH!! IF SHADOW WOULD ALLOW ME TO TAKE CONTROL OF HIS BODY IN ORDER TO MANIFEST IN MY TRUE FORM YOUR LIFE WOULD BE ENDED BEFORE YOU HAD TIME TO BEG FOR HELP!!
Shadow: Would you watch the language? And stop threatening my friends.
Y-GuNN: I CAN ALREADY FUCK A GIRL WITH MY MOUTH!! IF BLITZ WOULD TAKE THIS POWER-LIMITER OFF ME- REMOVE THE SEALING CURSE THAT KEEPS ME OUT OF YIFF MODE- REMOVED MY ENCHANTED HANDCUFFS- AND TOOK AWAY MY MUZZLE- YOU WOULD LOSE YOUR ABBILITY TO SPEAK BEFORE I EVEN START WITH YOU YOU PITIFUL, DICKLESS BEING OF NON-EXISTANCE!!
(reverts)
Gun: Would you be a little nicer? I like your threats and all- but I'm trying to build enough self confidence to block my inner demons.
Shadow, he just doesn't no when to quit does he
Okay, you'll have my vote if you become the new dragon king.
As long as DMX here is still the Yiff-a-licious Dragon Master.
Dark-Shadow: MAYBE IF SOMEONE DIDN'T THREATEN TO YIFF ME I'D BE A BIT NICER!!
Shadow: D, go to sleep.
Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:As long as DMX here is still the Yiff-a-licious Dragon Master.
Yeah, don't worry! I'll- wait...