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>.< Fucking shit fuck dammit shit fuck!!!..Excuse me for that. Theres like a fucking infestation at my house right now..of the one thing I'm truly afraid of..those big-ass wood roaches O.o Don't make fun of me! They're creepy! One flew into my mouth when I was little and I'm afraid of them now!! In the last hour I've seen 8 of them! And yes, they were all different ones! Ahhh!! *runs around screaming her ass off like the little scared girl she is* Plus, I've been inhaling poisen from all the shit I sprayed to get them..

Er... don't worry!!

Don't spray em- they get immune later on if you do! Get a slipper or a shoe and squash em!

.....we have an ant infestation everwhere but my room......

The best way to kill them is a little but of vinegat and water bleech, they die almost instantly..

I still say "Squash the roaches".

Roaches are crazy. Don't they say that they could survive a nuclear holocaust?

They would- but not if you SQUISH THEM.

Yeah, get a shoe, they work real good. I thought you had cats though-my cat eats the roaches. Both ways work pretty good.

YES!! Cats make good roachers!

It's pretty sad to think that even with all these great ideas that the roach is more than likely going to outlive us. For when George Bush eventually causes WWIII and launches the nuclear holocaust, the cockroach will be there to form a new race... A RACE OF BUG PEOPLE!! WITH 20 LEGS AND A MILLION EYES, AND ANTENNAE THE SIZE OF SEDANS, WITH MANDIBLES THAT COULD CRUSH A BUILDING IN HALF!! It's gonna be a fun world.

There will be those of us who survive (the fittest, i guess. therefore, not me.) and they will have to fight them off in order to get food. The roaches have become us, and we have become the roaches.