TK smirked. "he didn't strangled you but when his slipped his staff flew out of his hand and hit you right between your legs on your pride that it was out of its err.... "home" because when Angemon found you to try to strangle you, you were watching a hentai video and doing you know what with your "friend" so that hit sure hurt. I still remember your face, even tears rolled down your cheeks" he said almost laughing, but Kari couldn't hold it and laughed hard.
Shadow instinctively winced in pain, "Ouch, I think it's obvious who the victor there was."
''Yeah your right, you should hide your porn videos with Gatomon better, I kinda think hiding them below your bed doesn't help it'' He says as he smiles to TK.
Kari gasped and looked at TK. "Takeru Takaishi!" she said looking angry.
"Aww my full name" TK said smiling innocently but then flinched seeing Kari's serious look.
"Kari, honey is not what you think I-" he got cut off by Kari.
"You have that kind of videos and never showed them to me? you realize the fun we could have?" she said but then realized that she said that outloud and blushed.
"Err, I mean, that must explain from where Tai gets them" she said blushing and smiled nervously.
"More like I get them from Tai" TK muttered under his breath.
"Wow," Shadow started cracking up, "Even Jerry Springer wouldn't touch THAT."
''Yeah, you'd have lot of fun, but what fun do you mean? fun like when I got drunk and woke up with three Renamon with their head on my crotch or fun like when all of us got drunk together and we ended having an orgy of two humans and three digimons for seven hours nonstop?'' Mar started to babble as he felt dizzy.
Shadow and Yolei both sweat dropped.
"When did this happen?" And why wasn't I invited? Yolei wondered slightly sad.
"Sheesh, and I thought kids in America were sexually active."
TK quickly grabbed a napkin and shoved it on Mar's mouth to shut him up as he smiled nervously at the others.
"Err don't mind him much, each time he eats icecream he ends like that" he said laughing nervously a bit as he then looked at Mar and got closer to his ear.
"Better shut your big mouth or else no more porn for you and mostly no more Renas for you on the house" he whispered on his ear while Kari just laughed nervously.
He swallowed the napkin and shook his head, his eyes a blinking a bit ''What are you talking about TK...? you are my friend...'' Mar babbles and falls over TK, hugging him softly.
"Can we move onto a diffrent subject, this one's getting to informational." Yolei asked hoping a small wet spot wouldn't leak through to her pants.
"We could compare scars, you said you had one right?" Shadow looked at TK, "Ten bucks, or whatever the equivelant in Yen would be, says mine are worse."