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YAAAAYYY!! I've never been to Disney World!!!
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What's disney world?

A magical place where happy mice and ducks dance around with princesses in skimpy outfits. Plus they have a ton of vomit inducing roller coasters.

since the word "skimpy" and "roller coasters".....
I LOVE IT ALREADY!!

Well we can't go to the one in florida, I got banned for punching Mickey . Teach that little rat to try and hug me. And I have a restraing order from Princess Jasmine. But they have them all over the country, we can find one.

Aw, you'd do that? (who's mickey? jasmine?)

Mickeys the one on the left:



Jasmine:

Wait- I know them! I have porno pics of them!

Jasmine with her tiger- Raja, right?

Hot...

Hence the restraining order. I made some crack about her and her tiger.

Oh please, that's not too bad. You do that to any others? You could tell cinderella and snow white how they're both married to prince charming.

I had a much worse joke for Snow white. Me and my friend were talking near her and I started a joke, "Snow White went to a gynocologist before her wedding to the prince, when he was done with the examination prince charming went to him and asked, "Well? Is she still a virgin?"
The gynocologist scratched his head, "Yes, her hymen is still intact but there appears to be seven small dents in it."